Reality Dudes Is On Sale! (Hope You Like Bananas)

Reality Dudes, the site featuring horny frat boys in their horny frat house doing what you imagine horny frat boys do to each other, is on sale for 17.99 a month! That’s a lot of slutty fraternity dudes tormenting their naive (and hot-bodied) young pledges in all sorts of sexy ways for a very low price. Oh, no, please don’t spank my ass with that paddle, Big Brother, he pleads even as his dick is hard and he’s wiggling his buttcheeks in anticipation.

Whoever is writing the scripts for Reality Dudes gets points for originality. The title of “Banana Split” is in no way a euphemism. These dudes humiliate their pledge by using his butt to construct a banana split. Whipped cream, jimmies, and everything (they forgot the actual ice cream, though)! I think Pledge Banana Butt likes it. He’s moaning in that combination pain/pleasure way that reads as “this is sort of hurting, but it’s also hitting my prostate in such a way that I never want it to end!” Then they make him eat it. MEAN.

Pledge Banana Butt goes on to get his now-loosened butthole stuffed and then feasts upon his pledge masters’ cocks. How do I pledge this frat? Can my pledge period start AFTER the banana split hazing? That’s not a good look for me.

Get Reality Dudes for just $17.99 a month!

– Michael Xavier

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