Random Question: What If He Had No Teeth?

You’re at the bar eye-fucking some cutie in the corner. It’s clear that you’re both into one another, and once you start chatting he conveniently mentions that he lives around the corner. While you’re not usually so forward (or maybe you are), there’s something very magnetic about this guy. It might just be that he’s extremely attractive. Either way, you agree to go back to his place…

He wastes no time getting right into the action. Before you know it, you’re between his sheets and receiving some of the best head of your life. Fuck, how is this guy so damn amazing? It’s almost as if he doesn’t have any… At this point, you look over at his nightstand. Resting next to the condoms and lube are a pair of dentures. When he took off his clothes, he also took out his teeth. Yet you somehow managed to miss this.

So what would you do in this situation? This guy’s on the younger side, and everything else about him is as close to perfect as you can get. He just happens to have lost his teeth due to health problems. Is this a deal-breaker for your sexual rendezvous? Or are you open-minded enough to give him a chance?

– Dewitt

37 thoughts on “Random Question: What If He Had No Teeth?

  1. Tricky one…. I just hope to god he doesn’t smile after we’re done, that would be too creepy >_< But i suppose after awhile I could get used to the idea.

  2. Worth considering. Any of us could lose our teeth, and not everyone can afford the screw in replacements.

  3. I don’t know if I’m open minded enough to give it a shot at anything more, but just sex? Sure.

  4. Not too sure how I would handle the situation… the good part of me says I’d be able to overlook it and focus on the positive… the bad part of me feels I’d be thinking about what else is wrong.

  5. Medically there are 174 medical issues that can cause loss of teeth, so jumping to a “meth” conclusion is pretty narrow sighted.

  6. while I’d love to get head from someone with no teeth, I think I’d be kinda weirded out when it came to kissing him….

  7. No teeth? Not a problem! I have no teeth myself and I’m constantly being told I give the best head ever. I lost mine to a genetic issue, so be kind to the gummy bears. You won’t be disappointed!

  8. Hmmn, no teeth huh? not too sure how great I’d look but I know one thing for sure, I’d give one hell of a fucking blowjob!!!!! Wait a minute, I already do!!!!!

  9. It’s where I’m most small-minded, I couldn’t deal with that. Teeth are very important to me. I’ve spent probably thousands getting mine fixed and it’s totally worth it. People compliment my smile all the time.

  10. I have no top teeth, actually. I was born with a genetic disorder that turned them to hunks of blackness. Even with the best dental care, I would have lost them anyway. I’ve never removed mine to blow a guy, but someone I hooked up with over the weekend took his out. Goddamn, best head of my life.

  11. No teeth sweet it said guys with out teeth are excellent cock sucker ,Who doesn’t like their meat been sucked with out worry about !!!!

  12. My partner lost his teeth at 27… and I have to agree with Mow… best blow job ever… lots of good wholesome pressure without that piercing feeling of teeth!! ;o)

    btw… Dewitt ur an awesome guy… thanks for this ;o)

  13. I had my top teeth out a few years ago. When I suck a guy I allways take my teeth out. Have been told that is the best blow job they have ever had.

  14. I’m a convert! And with implants at $800 – $1200 each I am totally aware it’s a rare person who can afford them. So who amoung us hasn’t a weakness something? It’s the ability to deeply relate, dig for compassion and overcome fears and phobias and see the humanity in myself and others.

    That takes work. So what are we here for?
    No problem having issues to work on and fun at the same time. I’m game, mates!

  15. Im really impressed with the responses to this approach.

    Im right on board. It isn’t ideal, but then life isn’t usually ideal. People lose their teeth for all sorts of reasons. It’s pretty hard to hold that against someone. As long as they take care of themselves, and have a great personality (well, and decent dentures lol) then who really cares.

  16. The first thing I notice about a person is his/her smile. No teeth or not nice teeth would probably turm me off I think. It is all about the physicall attraction with first encouneters.

  17. It’d beat the crappy blowjobs I’ve gotten before when guys have scraped their teeth on my cock, which paralyses me into being unable to move or stop them. Kills the boner pretty quick.

    Not a deal breaker for me. Unless he looked 400 years old without them in, anyways. LMAO. Just kidding. Its all good

  18. I have dentures myself and got them when I was 23, also due to a genetic disorder. After years of having a terrible smile I now get compliments constantly, and no one knows they are fake(I paid thousands for high quality). I have yet to take mine out for a bj with no risk of scraping a big cock. My ex had them and it is amazing head. Don’t knock it till you try it!

  19. I am 31 and one week ago today I got Dentures. This has been very upsetting to me and it is very nice to see that this is not a huge issue to some men.

  20. Lol. I love the first comment. I’m sure it’d be fine. But god oh god don’t let him smile when we’re done. I would RUN

  21. Does anyone think it is funny to have this one with no teeth and then the next is best smile?

  22. My teeth were bad from childhood. After so much traumatic and expensive dental work, i got dentures at 45. Now I can smile, give smooth tooth bighty blow jobs AND can tke them out to accommodate the biggest cock.

    I dont leave my smile in view by the rubbers!

    Yhanks for thia topic

  23. “According to the American Dental Association, meth mouth “is probably caused by a combination of drug-induced psychological and physiological changes resulting in xerostomia (dry mouth), hyposalivation, extended periods of poor oral hygiene, increased consumption of sugared soft drinks, and teeth clenching and grinding (bruxism).” – playing devil’s advocate and giving someone the benefit of doubt is good but with the prevalence of meth use in the gay community (past and present) and the promiscuous nature of the encounter – narrow or not, it would be my first thought, all things considered . . .
    I doubt there is a commonly factored problem in the gay community of radiation treatment for cancer, where the site of the cancer is adjacent to the teeth, such as minor salivary gland adenocarcinoma, including radiation of the lymph nodes below the jaw line, with contemporaneous chemo therapy with “cisplatin” during a 7 week radiation and chemo treatment and while we do know he is male, we don’t know if he is older than 35, had professional dental care, used a toothbrush, smoked (current or past), has diabetes, has high blood pressure or has rheumatoid arthritis all the main factors for tooth loss . . . so again all things considered

  24. How do you give a best blowjob?
    Don’t use your teeth. I still have mine.
    But once in a while I keep forgetting not to scrape his dick.

  25. Urm…I dont know to be honest. It would be one of those things that I would just let…happen. If hes a cool guy and there is something there , I dont see any issue at all.

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