Random Question: The Worst Porn Name Ever?

Girth Brooks, Beau Flexxx and Dick Handler. These are a few of the worst names in gay porn history. Honestly, we didn’t even think it was possible to come up with something worse, until we heard about a man by the name of (wait for it)Epic Novell. Think about screaming that name out loud–“Oh, fuck yeah, Epic! Pound that hole!”

Now, imagine two parents sitting in the maternity ward, as they ponder names for their newborn baby boy. They’re pacing back and forth. Back and forth. And then the moment comes where they lock eyes with one another, beam with pride and shout out simultaneously, “We shall call him Epic!” It’d be a constant reminder of his epic journey from the womb to the real world. Or something like that.

Though we could sit here all day and make fun of this name (apologies to anyone who’s actually named “Epic”), we should probably move on to today’s Random Question. What’s the worse pseudonym you’ve ever seen in a pornographic film? If you can’t think of an answer, we encourage you to refer to this post for some inspiration…

UPDATE: There is now another newcomer on Circle Jerk Boys called “Captain Smirk“. We wish we could say we’re making this up…

– Dewitt

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