Random Question: The Naked Lunch Date

Congratulations! You’ve been granted the opportunity to have a lunch date with any celebrity or notable public figure, living or dead. There’s just one small catch—you have to be naked throughout the entire meal. Both of you. While blatant flirting would be allowed, absolutely no sex or touching could occur during this encounter.

Who would you choose? Right now, I’d go with Ryan Gosling (as long as he doesn’t have that awful bleach blond hair). Based on a few interviews I’ve read, he seems like he’d be good company. His tone will occasionally veer into a pretentious or condescending territory, but I can deal with that if I’m able to point at his penis and say, “Haha, I see your penis, Ryan Gosling”.

If the “no sex” rule weren’t in place, then I’d go with Mark Ruffalo. Of course, that wouldn’t even count as a “naked lunch”, because I’d just wind up pushing all the food off the table and fucking him in front of our waiter… Not that I’ve dreamt about this or anything.

– Dewitt

To check out more pictures of my pick, follow the JUMP:

This picture will always gets me pregnant…

…And let’s not forget about this.

This too:

28 thoughts on “Random Question: The Naked Lunch Date

  1. confused… whats the question??? would u be naked through lunch with someone who isnt??? obviously yes. I would get naked for absolutely anyone and everyone MALE who wants to see. and so would every gay attractive male. its only the ugly ones who hide it

  2. if there is no question of sex, just showing the hot bod, every single HOT man on the planet would show it all to whoever. its only ugliness that inhibits people from exhibition.

    Sigmund Freud

  3. and can i just say Ryan Gosling looks totally blah in most of those pics. Come on, pick someone actually attractive. I am way better than his standard

  4. I’d be so damn self conscious….. All of these guys mentioned are so hot. If only THEY were naked, then yes. But if I have to be naked, I’m going to have to for-go lunch I’m afraid…. 🙁

  5. I’d have to say for a naked lunch, I’d choose Collin Farrell.  If naked lunch allowed touching, Ben Cohen. 😉

  6. Nicholas Hoult or Tom Felton. Their characters are knobs, but the interviews I’ve got hold of with them make them look like proper nice people.

    Loophole: no one said what should happen after lunch.

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