Random Question: Sex In Your Childhood Home?

Many of us returned to our hometowns for the holiday horror show last weekend. You probably brought your partner, or your husband, your boyfriend, or your FB. Or even the trick you are passing off as something long-term so Mom doesn’t have her “homosexuality is a lonely life” concern proven true. And that first night, you adjourned to the bedroom you grew up in or bedded down on the pull-out couch. The house was all quiet, as Christmas lights twinkled outside, and not a creature was stirring. Except for your dude who began tugging on your cock because he was looking to get some.

So did you? Is it weird having sex with just some wood and sheetrock separating your animal lust from your Mom and Dad? What if you WERE on the pullout couch? What if they walked in all of a sudden to get a glass of water? It would be worse then when they almost caught you jacking off when you were 12 cuz’ there’s dicks in asses involved this time! Is it disrespectful? Does it shame Santa? Or was it a “whatever” moment and you know your brother is totally fucking his wife in THEIR room, so why shouldn’t you? I mean fucking your guy, not your brother’s wife. Is the thought of the rest of your family having sex making anyone else ill? Anyway, what say you? Hitting it in your childhood home during the holidays – yay or nay?

– J. Harvey

15 thoughts on “Random Question: Sex In Your Childhood Home?

  1. Hell yeah I did. First Christmas away from home that we all came back together…brought friends who were a couple. Wound up pulling a 3-way with them…the Hallelujah chorus was sung…

  2. As long as someone else of legal age is getting some in the same house, then hell yes. I’ve never done it, but I’ve never been in a relationship like that. I don’t subscribe to the whole, “Please, no signs of affection because it makes your dad uncomfortable.” Tough shit. Make him deal. But I digress. I think its unreasonable to invite people you know are in a relationship to stay with you, and then put a no sex sign up.

  3. Speaking of myself, I had my parter with me but we agreed ahead of time not to have sex at my parent’s house. We slept on the same room but for both of us we consider it to be disrespect. But again, it is just me and my partner’s view.

  4. LMFAO @”Or even the trick you are passing off as something long-term”

    My uncle does that every Christmas.

  5. I can’t see why not. When you are horny then you have sex. I brought my bf to my parents once and when both my parents have gone to bed, we had a great sex in the living room. And another in the bedroom on a different night. It’s totally awsome knowing that your parents are right next door makes it a lot more exciting.

  6. Why should my Christmas visit be any different than every weekend night when I was in HS— I sure as hell put that “rumpus room” to good use back then, and my last BF loved the kitsch factor of all the fake wood paneling and tiki-bar lights.

  7. The bf are “banned” from having sex in my parent’s house, as last time we had sex there my dad caught us in the act whilst having a smoke and getting a glass of water. He was fine about it, but he told my step mother who wouldn’t speak to me for months. Well, we broke the rules several times this Christmas, and one time we even broke it on the table we ate dinner on.

  8. Hell I fucked my BF when he was visiting his mom’s house for the holidays. He was sleeping on the floor next to his aunt who was on the couch in the living room. I had a room but came to him n fucked the hell out of him on the floor…with the aunt sleeping within 3 feet of us! Or so I thought…next morning she was all smiles n touchy with us both…seems she was a light sleeper…lol…and very gay friendly…she always knew it seems he was gay and approved of the whole (or hole) thing…lol

  9. Hell I fucked my BF when he was visiting his mom’s house for the holidays. He was sleeping on the floor next to his aunt who was on the couch in the living room. I had a room but came to him n fucked the hell out of him on the floor…with the aunt sleeping within 3 feet of us! Or so I thought…next morning she was all smiles n touchy with us both…seems she was a light sleeper…lol…and very gay friendly…she always knew it seems he was gay and approved of the whole (or hole) thing…lol

  10. For Thanksgiving, I wound up inviting a guy over to Mom’s house for a hookup while in town while everyone was away at work. I had invited the same guy over two years before for a birthday weekend for a similar situation and it felt very naughty and high school sneaking, but damn was it hot (as was he). On this second time, it was at the end of the visit and Mom suspected something was up as I kept asking when she was leaving for work, but she left and he came over a half hour later or so. Doing it in the living room felt adventurous as I was glad no one came home accidentally early, but it was dirty fun to ride the guy’s cock on the couch (and no there was no clean up needed).

  11. Yep. My family was out of town and I had the place to myself. So instead of driving over state linesand beyond to crash at my bf’s, we crashed there. Got fucked hard in mybed room, got a little naughty in the shower, and (out of drunk confusion) blew each other and crashed onmy sisters bed. It wad hot! 🙂

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