Guys lie about their penis size. Within the realm of online dating and hook-up culture, this is universally known to be true. Except no one wants to admit it. I mean, if you're not lying about how big your dick is, and I'm not adding on an extra inch or two… who's bluffing in this equation?
Under the safety of anonymity, we can't help but asking–have you ever lied about your penis size? Honestly, it's nothing to be ashamed of! I'm totally comfortable with the size of my wang, but there have been times that I've added on an extra half inch to bag a size queen or two. As long as you're not adding on a ridiculous amount, who is it really hurting?
– Dewitt
Technically if your rounding up then its not lying.
Ive never lied (or rounded up as im bang on the integer) about it myself. Wouldn’t mind a half inch exaggeration from anyone else.
The truth is how much we are turned on by our romp mate can influence the blood flow….sometimes as much as 1/2″. I’ve always rounded to near 1/2 and after so many guys lying about their size stating 7.5″ cut and being told “dude, you are a solid 8” made me undersell and overdeliver!
In the scheme of online lies, that is a relatively harmless one…it is the hiv+ guys that lie about being negative or shave off 10 years / 100 lbs that are the turds.
I can honestly say I’ve never lied, but that’s just because I never wanted to know myself so I’ve never measured.
Figured I’m average…have never measured!
I tell guys I am average, which I believe it is between 5.5 and 6 inches….. I think at times my cock gets larger than that, when I am extremely hard… also, I have a thick cock, with a big head, so guys always think my cock is bigger than it is…
what I find annoying is when someone tells me they r a 7 or 7.5 or more and they r actually smaller than me…. not a size queen here, the turn off is the lie/delusion…
a better question, what is the proper way to measure?
im 8, so need to lie about size.
my fav is guys with hard cock pics and then a cock size in the profile, and im looking at that piece saying, no f-ing way is that an eighter! lol
Yes, I’ve lied. But being on the ‘smaller’ side, I usually round DOWN. Then when the time comes, the guy is usually pleasently surprised that it isn’t as small as I have stated or he was afraid of !
I agree with WH…it depends on how turned on I am and how long it’s been since I’ve masterbated….I could be anywhere from 7.5 to 8.25…one guy I was with after seeing me completely hard thought I could be a nine which when I recently measured from the bottom I was, but from the top I’m usually 7.75 so I tell people I’m 8.
I, personally, don’t lie, but I understand guys lieing about their own. xD
I haven’t measured since middle school, which it might not have changed since. I just say between 6-7 but not sure, never measured.
I dunno i measured it once and thats the size i always went with, if i use a cock ring its bigger, if your not as hot its smaller, the thing is inflatable so it does change size depending. i usually go 7 to 8 and too fat to fit in a toilette paper tube
its not much really to lie about your size… its guys who don’t know how to measure properly…
from the taint to the tip is NOT how you do it. but, I know a lot of people who use that method cause in their mind the area below the balls is part of the penis as well… and technically it is…
However, your penis size is considered the INSERTABLE portion only. so from there you would measure from the pubis(where the penis meets to pubic area) with a cloth measuring (cause rulers and construction measuring tools don’t measure bends) tape to the tip.
When I was growing up I always joked around saying… Internet Size = Real Size + 2 Inches.
FYI – I have never lied about my size because I’ve never measured it. I tell people depending on how excited I get its between 1/2 below the belly button to a lil over the belly button. And Varying on how excited you get by your partner does really affect your firmness and length
i dont lie at all. i have a small penis, life goes on… if i wanted to lie about it (which makes no sense) what would i achieve? a few more hits on my profile? and then what? those guys will be dissapointed and so will the whole experience. xoxo
i love small penises. 🙂
Nope I measured mine once so Ive nothing to worry about.my size both soft and Hard if fairly accurate.
i’ve never felt the urge to lie and have never done so. maybe because i’m a bottom i just never felt that my prick size was the most importat but more about how my ass looks.
I dont lie about it. I’m comfortable at 6.6/7.
My thinking is, it would be worse to lie to a hookup and have him be disappointed, than to score that one extra hookup.
True?
@ DCTigger…and just to clarify things when I measured from the bottom i started not at the taint but just above the balls.
No, i tell guys my size and when they see it they usually think i’ve under estimated it…
Most guys i’ve met don’t lie about their size, there really is no reason to. it’s not like you can change your penis size solely through wishful thinking…
who cares about a lie?
it’s the S M L XL and XXL sizing that gets me.
Small – under 4.25
Medium – 4.25 – 5.75
Large – 5.75 – 7.75
X Large 7.75 – 9
XXL – 9 +
I believe hite and kinsey report were with some variance from each other but it is with the HITE that actual erections WERE measured. It’s the Kinsey report that asked men to measure themselves and report.
So I like to say – XL and surprise me, I don’t need to know – I like a surprise.
My birthday 2006. Fellow said – can I give you a B day massage? No promise of sex. See how it goes. I thought it was great. He was handsome a little above average, younger then me by 15 years, yeah! and average dick.
What showed up was a full measured I insisted 14 inches. He’d never measured it – so he said – and didn’t want people to objectify him for sex only as a size queen is a person you usually only see the top of their head – the body thereafter is a life support system to the COCK.
Well said, I totally agreed with him.
Now the reason I like XL and XXL as a top is I can fuck them well, blow and control their orgasm at the same time. I don’t have to have it that way – just a medium preference.
And if I am into rimming I could have a 2 inch dick or a 14 inch dick – I’d not care as all I want is 40 + minutes in a super bubble butt to lose myself into nirvana. No cock sucking, just end of rimming, thanks – bye – hope you enjoyed yourself. And I do!
I believe we should specialize our fetishes and spend a little time refining and creating new ones – regularly.
Unless it’s below 4″ hard, I just don’t care about a guy’s cock size. What I can’t stand are the guys whose first question is how big my dick is. I turn them down immediately. (I’m 6″)
I’ve never lied about my dick size. I’m not small.. but I’m not big… But I’m a bottom. Didn’t think it mattered. I’m also very up front about the fact that I’m HIV +. I have the same pic posted that I had posted before I had HIV. I used to get full mailboxes every day. Now… I get one from Manhunt itself.. Honesty hurts sometimes! lol But that’s life. I figure why lie about anything. The truth will be known sooner or later!
I never had any complaints except from guys who wanted me to fuck them and they weren’t able to take my cock because its too fat but not exceptionally long at 7 to 7.5″. So what about the 7-7.5″ range?? Go figure….. lol 🙂
As I’m versatile if I’m getting fucked I like a smaller cock but if I’m jerking or sucking someone off I like a nice big 8 to 9″+
My personal preference.
I have a weird cock. I get hard at 6 but if a guy can actually turn me on I hit a full 8.5. Sounds crazy but have a few guys that would vouch for me.
I once told a guy that I was about 5 inches.
He came over and told me that I had lied. He said I was much bigger.
here’s what i do.
i take it out. if you like it, cool.
if you don’t, there’s the door.
hmm..
..very interesting. . . . .
Why lie? If you end up naked with a guy, won’t he notice? DUH!
Nope. I got an average (slightly small) one so I usually be upfront to people I have sex with so they won’t be frustrated when my pants are pulled down. I have a small penis, what else can I do about it?