Random Question: Do You Have A Post-Sex Ritual?

Picnic Warrior, Exterface

Almost every college student has their own unique procrastination method. Some will spend hours on Facebook when they should be writing a paper. Others might stay up late chatting when they know they have a lecture-based class at nine in the morning. But how did I procrastinate in my scholarly days? MANHUNT.

With a raging boner stirring in my pants, I found it extremely difficult to concentrate. There were times when I'd stay up until 3 AM looking for some ass, venture out to fuck that ass and return to pull an all-nighter.

You can call that a bad habit, but it never got in the way of getting good grades. It did, however, provide a gateway to another bad habit–postcoital cravings. No matter how late it was, I couldn't resist driving to the twenty-four hour McDonald's to devour a Chicken Selects value meal. Out of shame, I'd scarf down this entire fast food disaster in the parking lot. No one ever knew about this ritual. And I made sure it stayed that way.

So how about you? Do you have any weird post-sex rituals? And no, they don't have to involve cheeseburgers.

– Dewitt

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12 thoughts on “Random Question: Do You Have A Post-Sex Ritual?

  1. Oh, post coital ritual, i wait till my guy falls asleep and then i have this urgent need to watch C.S.I. prefer Vegas or New York, but in a pinch i’ll also watch CSI Miami. I have emergency DVD’s in case it’s not on tv, but it’s always on TV so my chances are really good of catching it.

  2. MHD is getting less and less appetizing every week. Ugly old bears with food all over their dicks? Midnight chicken snacks for the desperate to fuck that can’t find sex until 3am? Back by “popular demand” and all I got was this ugly naked politicians tshirts, references to str8 guys fucking and sucking cock?
    SERIOUSLY. This site was a LOT LESS BLAND. I used to be ashamed to visit this site every day and be active with the comments, now I’m considering shooting myself.
    Just because some people whine and demand less twinkage doesn’t mean that it isn’t still the majority vote- do a f’ing poll to verify, but it’s already clear by who wins the who would you rather things. Going THIS FAR away from the kind of cock that the average guy would like to see is SCARY. I DOn”T EVER WANT TO SEE THIS OR FURRY SEX AGAIN. You don’t even keep it sparse, you flood this site with crap now! What’s wrong with you? Where are my brazilian twinks? Where’s the model photo shoots, and recently nakedish celebs? Any idea how many times I’ve been able to scroll down the entire home page and not see a single cock lately? Shame on you MHD. Also, make your blogvertisements less obvious when you start advertising porn sites and jewellery.

  3. Loooove the photos. 😉 THANKS!
    And great topic. I, unfortunately, am guilty of craving salt post-sex. Give me a bag of Doritos any day!

  4. Could never get to sleep for like an hour afterwards and needed something to keep me busy.
    Started playing minesweeper or solitaireon my laptop. Im now addicted, the second I blow my load I need to have a game.
    Tough games to play when you’ve just had sex, mind is still fuzzy.

  5. Apparently BlockedUser doesn’t eat at smorgasbords because he obviously doesn’t like variety. This is one of the hottest couples I’ve seen on this site, food-covered or not!

  6. hi me! 😀
    i’ll probably call you upsometime again, i dunno, haven’t in awhile now.
    no food rituals much, i just desire sleep after sex (good atleast… after bad sex i desire a better lay… >.> )
    but they’res not enough cuddlers in the world to really take advantage of teh sleep to it’s best advantage… all i can do is try to convert a guy or take him out of the cuddle-closet 😛

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