Quotable Cuntiness: Louis Virtel

Our favorite bitch on the internet, Louis Virtel, busts out more of his “rimjob rhetoric” in the eighth installment of Verbal Voguing. This time, he takes on modern youth culture and does the best Zooey Deschanel impression that we’ve ever seen. Also, he says this:

“Every time I go to the movies, I can’t decide if I want to sit at the front or back of Ryan Gosling’s face.”

If you need us, we’ll be over in a dark corner of the Manhunt office, jizzing over the fact that we got a hashtag throwdown shoutout for #HomosexualCountrySongs.

– Dewitt

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5 thoughts on “Quotable Cuntiness: Louis Virtel

  1. The last two episodes weren’t his best – now it seems he is trying too hard to be the cunt everyone wants to douche…but he’s a funny cock sucker for sure!

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