Have you seen this new ad for Quiznos' Toasty Torpedo? In the commercial, an employee is asked by a talking oven to "put it in." While the guy resists (last time he got "burned"), the oven coaxes him by saying, "We both enjoyed that." Even if it's a little weird to think of an inanimate object having a gender identity, there's something ridiculously homoerotic about this ad, no?
I bet that oven could take on several foot-longs at once! Now that's what I call a power bottom… is anyone else getting hard? Kidding, kidding.
While we're on the topic, what's the biggest dick you've ever seen in person? Did you meet him on MANHUNT? Are you having sex with him right now? If your answer is "yes" to either or both of the last two questions, you can thank us later.
– Dewitt
9″ by 6″
total top
i took it like a champ 😉
and thanks to manhunt
really? this is the most lame of lame!
wow, this site should just stick to letting dudes hook up.
wow, looser party of one your tables ready
ironically there are better sites for pure hookup methods… manhunt has a vast library of the more normal non sex addicts to choose from though which makes it great if your life doesn’t revolve around and prioritize sex…
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LOL I thought that commercial was quite homoerotic too,or at least intended to be – the really is no reason they wouldn’t use a sultry woman’s voice for the oven unless they were (not-so-)subtly trying to get to the gay market.
And why would I thank you? hurt like a bitch and I didn’t walk right for 2 days.
That commercial makes me laugh every time.
Plus the guy isn’t half-bad either….
I love this commercial. Scott is really hot and this a very sexy ad. They are making much better commercials now. The ones they used to have with the talking rat were creepy and very unappealing.
Have you seen the new McDonalds Fillet-o-Fish commercial with the singing fake fish that’s talking about human cannibalism?