Quickie: Pedro Fernandes

Quickies are always the most dangerous posts to write, because I wind up changing my mind nineteen-million times before settling on one guy. Also, y’all bitches have incredibly high standards, and I’m always worried that you’ll cut me for featuring a “fugly” dude. Seriously. Do you know how many therapy sessions I’ve wasted talking about this?

Oh, as if you’d even care! ::Runs away to cry in a corner:: Let’s all just fondle ourselves while looking at pictures of Pedro Fernandes. That one where his bubble butt’s poking out of his briefs? I’m going to print out a copy and wallpaper it onto my bedroom ceiling tonight, using my own jizz as paste… JUST SAYIN’.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: David Arnot

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353 thoughts on “Quickie: Pedro Fernandes

  1. If his face is fugly, I will volunteer to sit on it anytime to spare everyone the agony of looking at it.  LOL

  2. I hope he lives in Spain? If he does forward me his address and I’ll go and see him!!!!!!! This guy gets my vote, deffinately top ten material, I’d vote for him every week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Dewitt, is he Brazilian?

    I do like the face, I think it is unusual, the large nose makes it very interesting, odd, boyish (like when teens r not fully grown into their features)…. not classical but very attractive….. =-)

  4. he is’nt great looking  ?  NO !   he just good looking sexy guy with a body and  ass 2 die 4

  5. Very beautiful body; facial expressions don’t feel welcoming or friendly.  I think many people would like to fantasize that the object of their admiration would/could like them…

  6. To all who think that this man is “Ugly” I [stealing from Lady Liberty, actually from Emma Lazarus] wish to say: Give me all the men you consider “Ugly” and I’ll be content and eternally grateful 🙂

  7. His face looks different in almost EVERY SINGLE SHOT. Remarkable. In some of these pics, he’s a strikingly beautiful, perhaps even irresistable, man. With a beautiful, perfect ass.

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