Quickie: Michael

Just Michael, no last name. He’s sort of a mash-up of Christopher Meloni and Chris Salvatore‘s faces, no? It doesn’t matter if you agree with us. We just want you to stare at these pictures of his butt cheeks and masturbate with us. It’ll be like a digital circle jerk!

One of you sluts will inevitably draw everyone’s attention to his oddly trimmed happy trail, so we’re going to get on record and say—YES, WE SEE IT. Frankly, we agree that he would have looked better if he shaved the whole thing off, rather than trying to fabricate a fake trail with his tummy hair. However, that doesn’t make him any less attractive. Just focus on his ass, and this won’t even be an issue.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Chris Teel

To check out additional pics of Michael, follow the JUMP:

This is the money shot, as far as I’m concerned:

Special thanks to Ethan Says for a few of these images!

177 thoughts on “Quickie: Michael

  1. Whats with the runway treasure trail?  Looks sorta strange with the rest of the body so smooth and all…

  2. YUM! Holy hell, what a hottie! Damn, wish they all came this way! The pics of him in the briefs are fabulous! Triple threat face, body, and what a pair of full lips on that motherfu*ker! Too bad he isn’t hairier than he is, but still! DAMN!

  3. I was going to say the dress shirt with no undies pic was amazing but then I got to the final “money shot.”  WOW!

    Funny, that hose looks a lot like my cock right now…

  4. HEY! I’ve had the lock on “Michael” with no last name for years. How dare he!  I’ll sue.  Of course that very thing is why I added the “!”, you know, so I’m unique and all that.
    His happy trail looks more like a happy road. You’re right, he should have just gotten rid of the whole thing because he is damn sexy.

  5. He’s an attractive man with a nice front and back package. I can tell his penis is cut and I like that.

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