Quickie: Matt Cooper

Matt Cooper is a professional football player in Australia. And one of the hottest men alive! Yeah, I said it. Rugby is like a magnet for the manliest muthatruckas out there. And the majority of them are HOT. You do not see this many hot guys in any other sport. Despite being a baseball fan, I will admit that the amount of striking eye candy in the sport is nil. Same with basketball, golf, bowling, what have you. American football sort of comes close, but they wear pads so they’re not as tough.

They’re also the best part of any gay pride parade. Normally, I’m snoring or trying to hide my flask from the cops during it. But when the gay rugby teams comes marching down in their shorts and tossing the ball back and forth – I am a shrieking groupie. Imagine if I was Australian? I’d be in jail.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Wicked Gay Blog

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28 thoughts on “Quickie: Matt Cooper

  1. I WOULD LOVE TO LOOK UP AND SEE HIM WITH THE BEARD POUNDING ME TIL MY EYES CROSSED.YUMMY FUCKING HOT!!!!WOOF.

  2. Matt Cooper has always been the sexiest footy player. I don’t give two shits about the Sea Eagles, but Matt Cooper almost makes me want to support them. Almost lol

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