Quickie: Kyle Goffney

I had almost given up on finding someone for today’s Quickie, until I eventually stumbled upon Kyle Goffney. His portfolio includes a few shots of him wearing nothing but boots and a cowboy hat, which is more than enough to justify his presence on this blog (and fuel my masturbation fantasies for the next six weeks).

We realize some of you are going to complain that he doesn’t smile very much. We’re willing to forgive him, provided he keeps eye-fucking the camera as hard as he does in these pics… Or, you know, he could just actually fuck us. Then we’d be even more likely to forgive him.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Peter D. Brown

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We like this one, because it looks like he’s… Well, you know.

24 thoughts on “Quickie: Kyle Goffney

  1. HOT DAYUM THAT’S A NICE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE MEAT IF I EVER SAW 1!!! Break me off a piece of that kit kat 4real!!!!

  2. Isn’t he one of the gay black twins who did porn together (and yes i mean TOGETHER) and were arrested a few years ago for using their acrobatic skills to leap across rooftops and pry the holes in ceiling of stores so they could get in after hours and rob them? Their last names were Goffney (Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney) and this guy looks VERY familiar.

  3. WOW save a horse and let me ride that cowboy!!!!! dam never mind the key board I hit the screen with him!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. THAT HOT FUCKER WOULD MELT IN MY MOUTH AND MY ASS. WHOA…WHAT A HOT MAN!!!!LOVE THE BOOTS AND THE SEXY UNDERWEAR THING HE HAS GOING ON.

  5. Wow, just fantastic!  Yes, the boots and cowboy hat pics are beyond hot, but call me old-fashioned–I kind of like the innocence of the lying on the white bed photo.  It’s classic and romantic…and makes me want to lick every square inch of his beautiful (almost) naked body!

  6. Well, not yet. He was convicted of attempted robbery along with his brother and mom. Not exactly breaking down stereotypes about blacks. Why must the rare black guy on here have to be a criminal???Keep it classy guys!!!

  7. These Is One of the famous twins who was arrested for robbery and they served time in jail, They also have done porn mostly online for Marc Williams who topped them both. They have done a dvd called “Hook-Ups” by celebrer I think. 

  8. I am not attracted to this guy. I will pass on him. I like black men with a Boris Kojoe, Laz Alonso, Alex Rodriguez, or Shemar Moore look.

  9. God DAMN!!  This guy could have anything I got including my virginity,  if I still had any!!! What a find this guy is, regardless of race or ethics or morality. One helluva hot piece of man!!!

  10. So why comment? No one asked you specifically what “type” of black men you like. ugh, go somewhere else.

    He looks great in these pictures.  He and his brother got into some trouble years ago, but that’s their business and its in the past.  Let them move on with their lives.   I say – Bravo!

  11. J there have been lots guys ( of all colors ) on M/H that have record he is not the 1ST and probably not the last !!! 

  12. LOL  I would FUCK his fine black ass so GOOD & so”HARD”  that his twin brother perhaps while walking down a crowd street or sitting alone in a packed restaurant  would spontaneously burst out through gritted teeth and bated breath ” FUCK ME HARDER” all the while ripping the table cloth off the table  !!! 

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