Quickie: James Guardino’s Face Should Get On My Face

I want to say the first thing I noticed about underwear model James Guardino was his especially powerful jawline, but looking back to this post I wrote about him over four years ago, there were other thoughts on my mind as soon as I laid my eyes on this absurdly handsome man. As you might predict, those thoughts involved his dick inside of me… Because apparently, my one track mind hasn’t evolved or rerouted over nearly half a decade? Nope. Not at all.

In any case, two recent shots of James caught my eye on Soul Artist Management‘s blog, and when I went to search for more images, I had a suspicious sense of déjà vu while staring at his package. While a normal person might find it troublesome that they’re better at recognizing bulges than faces, I’ve abandoned all hope of being a “normal person” long ago…

– Dewitt

Check out a handful of pictures of male model James Guardino below:

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

James Guardino is a sexy male model.

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10 thoughts on “Quickie: James Guardino’s Face Should Get On My Face

  1. Perfect, except for that preposterous tattoo… A little too Norman Bates-y for me to see you bent over, and being forced to think of your Mother.

  2. Ever since I first saw him at Undergear, it was like, Hell, yeah, anytime, any place – in the middle of Times Square, who cares? Just say, “Yes!”

  3. I first fell in love with him when he appeared in the music video for “Spoiled” by Joss Stone.

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