Quickie: Jake Pavelka

He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her to the amusement of millions.

Pavelka comes off as a tool on TV (Vienna was not much better), and word is that he continues to be one in the new Bachelor spin-off, Bachelor Pad. This is beside the point, because that is one hot tool.

These pics are the reason I take binoculars to the beach. Don’t lie, you know you do it, too. As long as you’re surreptitious about it, no one gets hurt. At least that’s what I thought until the beach patrol arrested me for being a “creeper.” I didn’t even know there was a law against that.

Check out the picture of him with the barbells hanging down by his side. Did anyone else at first think he had a big pointy erection in that pic? Weight-lifting is sexy.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: OK Weekly (as you probably already guessed) and Homotrophy

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323 thoughts on “Quickie: Jake Pavelka

  1. Sorry, all i get is douche from this guy. Perfect example of how one’s attitude can kill the deal. I’ll pass.

  2. Rather be wrapped up by his cousin Jessie… now THAT’s a man! This one is good for a night or two, then…no rose for you!

  3. I forget how they are related, but i prefer JESSIE Pavelka … you’re at a loss for dignity of you think Jake is hot regardless of “doucheness”

  4. Ele é simplismente maravilhoso, o sonho de consumo do mundo gay. Perfeito para qualquer gay do planeta….

  5. Yeah, he’s a total fame whore asshat douche, but good goddamn if I haven’t fantasized about him fucking me six ways till Tuesday!

    I used to think that he looked hottest in his pilot’s uniform, but I don’t know now…he’s definitely hit the gym lately and these shirtless beach photos are going straight to my spank bank.

  6. Maybe the reason things didn’t work out for him on the Bachelor or any other series is because he hasn’t met the right MAN yet……….. Just sayin’….

  7. A little bit cookie cutter for my own tastes, but he’s pretty cute – apparently, until he opens his mouth to speak….

  8. I’m onboard with JamieB and TouchAway. Jake was just a blob of molten plastic before he came out of that injection mold at Mattel. He has “cheesy, self-absorbed camera whore” written all over him. The cousin is clearly a product upgrade.

  9. He is a fucking hot man. Setting aside any judgments we might have on his actions as staged by the producers of the shows he is on and just looking at him as a man…HOT. Yes, his actions were sorta douchebagish but we also don’t know the real story. I have no need to judge him…just wanna bone him and he only needs to open his mouth for one thing during that and it is NOT conversation.

  10. FIRST OFF  his body aint shyt, and second why does it seem like he’s never played with a football before..  wtf!

  11. I thought for some reason that Jake was gay, he is a really nice guy. But I do feel he’s trying to break into acting the wrong way. Reality TV come -on!

  12. I completely agree.  Jessie is AMAZING and seems like a really nice guy.   Jake just seems like Reichen part two. 

  13. Guys like him are a dime a dozen here in P’Town and in South Beach.  Give me one of those hot Hungarians anytime.  Jake is average – Jesse is a definite step up.  I still prefer my own Eastern Euro men.

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