Quickie: Are These The Sexiest Men of 2011?

Given the high volume of naked (or nearly naked) guys we post on a regular basis, it would be damn near impossible to narrow things down to the ten sexiest men of 2011. This may leave you wondering, “So what the hell is this list I’m about to look at?” To which we say, have some patience! We were mere seconds away from telling you.

The following countdown ranks the ten most popular Quickies of the past year, in order from least-viewed to most-viewed. Let’s repeat that. The following countdown ranks the ten most popular Quickies of the past year, in order from least-viewed to most-viewed. Just to drive the point home, we have no say as to who does and doesn’t appear on this list. If you’re disappointed by the glaring absence of your favorite man, then we don’t know what to tell you… You should have clicked on his post more often!

– Dewitt

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We wrote: “Once Danny Harper pops up on your monitor, you forget EVERYTHING ELSE. I no longer have any recollection of on what date my mother’s birthday falls, exactly what the sideways universe in Lost was supposed to be, or my address and telephone number. This god of ginge has usurped my mind, body and soul.”



We wrote: “American Idol winner Kris Allen was a surprising champion on The Ten for several weeks in a row. Who knew that so many gay guys wanted to bone the MOR-singin’, crowd-pleasin’ crooner? It was with great pleasure that we were alerted pics of his family vacation on Facebook, which included several shots of him splashing about without a shirt. He’s no dummy. He knows how to keep the fans’ interest piqued.”



We wrote: “This is Jeremy Rowback, he hails from New York, and a nicer ass in a jockstrap has never been found. Holy shit, he’s hot. Rowback is a full-time model, and obviously muse to photographer Joseph Smileuske.”



We wrote: “Colby’s abdominal muscles are quite heavenly. This may sound weird, but he’s got one of those six packs that isn’t utterly terrifying. You know the kind we’re talking about–where it looks like each individual muscle is going to pop out and slap you in the face. Yeah, his aren’t like that! They’re friendly abs, almost as if they’re calling out and inviting you to pour chocolate sauce on them.”



We wrote: “Several parts make up this whole (which I need in MY hole). The spray of freckles across the handsome face. The bubble butt. The twinkle in his eye. The sculpted body. The bulge in that Speedo. The boyishly tousled hair. The bulge in that Speedo. That wasn’t a typo, the Speedo needed to be noted twice.”



We wrote: “his dude walk around with the baseball cap and the boxer briefs would have me slipping in a puddle of my own precum. It’s going to be hard to stop staring at his body of death in those jeans with just a hint of his pubes. Painful, even. The only problem is that he’s not showing us what the back looks like. Let me guess – tight rounded muscle butt?”



We wrote: “Use your imagination to figure out what Layton Draper‘s wiping off his chin. It’s probably just water, but there are so many other possibilities to consider! Maybe he was working on his car, and a little oil squirted on his face. Or maybe, just maybe…”



We wrote: “Strogish is a model in NYC, but he also works as a certified personal fitness trainer. How would you ever have guessed? His V obliques look like they were CARVED. You only get that if you’re constantly in the gym. He MIGHT stop doing crunches and leave Gold’s for a hot minute to take part in sexy photoshoots such as this. But that’s it. You would probably have to have sex with him somewhere in the gym, because he probably doesn’t have time to get you to a bed. Chuck’s too busy becoming the perfect physical specimen. You come to him! Or on him. Or in him.”



We wrote: “Nick McGough has a big fat dick. We’re telling you this because we’ve seen it before. Unfortunately, we haven’t seen it in person, so we can’t report any facts on its taste, feel or scent. Nor can we report on the sounds he makes when he cums, but we get the sense that they’d be really great to hear…”



We wrote: “Let’s return to the topic at hand. Namely, the sight of Patrick O’Brien in a pair of soaking wet briefs! Some of you may be disappointed to discover there aren’t any full-on dick pics in this set, but there are a couple of peeks in the preview video. Plus, you could just read the original post about this guy. Because, duh, it’s all about his cock.”


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