Quickie: Andrew Garfield

Normally our “Quickie” is reserved for pics of some gorgeous model. But when one of the hottest up-and-coming actors has photos of himself in a skintight bodysuit released, you kind of have to buck the trend. Andrew Garfield is the new Spider-Man. He’s a lot cuter than Tobey Maguire, and wow – some asses belong in tights!

Entertainment Weekly released these shots of the Spider-Man cast today, as well as screencaps from the movie itself. Emma Stone is all up on our man, damn her blondness! We should be the ones daubing Neosporin on his wounds and leaning our head on his wiry chest. And by “we,” I mean me and my penis.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Entertainment Weekly

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766 thoughts on “Quickie: Andrew Garfield

  1. I’ve loved him ever since he was Eduardo in “The Social Network.” I think he’s hot in a prep school sort of way, and seeing him as a ripped geek in a supersuit is… yeah, it pushes my buttons in the right ways, not going to lie.

  2. So sorry for the producers of this one — I’ll take Toby Mcguier any day – or rather he could take me!

  3. Not the hottest guy out there, but I totally buy him as Spider-man.  That geeky, skinny, wiry thing.  He’s rockin’ that.

  4. I’m not feeling him as Peter Parker either…. I wasn’t feeling Toby McGuire as Peter Parker. The only person that comes to my mind as the perfect Peter would be a younger Tom Cruise.

  5. I think maybe it’s his pompadour hair-do that ruins his look.  The rest is not bad. 

  6. This guy… needs to rip off those clothes and let me do him ><
    Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy!

  7. Watching Toby McGuier  is about as fun as watching paint dry. He never even felt like Peter Parker. Granted Garfield is probably too good looking to play Peter Parker but give me him any day over McGuire. He was great in “The Social Network”.

  8. yum! i’ve thought young Andrew was hot in everything i’ve seen him in 🙂 (which i’ll admit isn’t all that much, only Doctor Who and The Social Network) – definately an arse made for tights!

  9. His haircut looks incredibly stupid..What’s with this new trend of the “Conway Twitty just rolled out of bed” look? As far as his face? Quite simply, very average.

  10. of course he is cute…hott tite ass…looks great in the weird new suit…with that said, he will appeal to the yg girls that will crash on him, but more importantly the yg males that are gay nerds dreaming of this new Peter coming to web them down….lol…lol…lol…it will sell but i will pass…just not gettin the whole concept…he is wrong for the part…

  11. The outfit is very strange indeed it just doesn’t have the Spiderman feel that I grew up with but Spiderman has always been my gay superhero crush since I was a kid.  I’m not to keen on Andrew Garfield playing the role of Parker/Spidey since his acting in Social Network was not great.  But he does fill out the suit nicely.  I didn’t care for the last Spiderman movie but the free mask that came with the DVD was a wet dream cum true for me.  I’m glad I finally met a guy that was ok with me wearing it while we fucked.

  12. Y’all need to see Andrew in a British movie called “Boy A”: he gives a stunning, devastating performance, winning a BAFTA award (over the likes of Antony Sher, Matthew Macfadyen and Tom Hardy). He’s also very sexy and winning in “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.”

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