Put Your Beard On My Butt, Please!

As a man with a beard, I feel it’s my social responsibility to use my whiskers to promote rimjob awareness and pleasure the wide scope of butts across the world. Take Madrid-based Manhunt member Menchen, for instance. If there were ever a situation where he was lounging on a beach alone—wearing nothing but the water splashing over his toes—it would be my duty to scoot up behind him, spread his cheeks and proceed to make him squirm in ecstasy (while trying my best to not ingest large amounts of sand).

This would ideally include him returning the favor. Aside from his extraordinarily kissable lips, seductive brown eyes and a fuzzy chest I’d very much like to jizz upon whilst riding his cock, Menchen has the kind of beard I’d like to feel rubbing against my taint… And you know what the saddest thing is? I’ve written this entire post about how I want to swap rimjobs, and he doesn’t even list it as something he’s into on his profile!

Oh well. It’s not as if some M4M dating site is running a contest to win a free trip to Spain, including five nights at a hotel, roundtrip airfare for two, $500 of spending money, 25% off all spa services at the hotel and an opportunity to meet dozens of sexy Spanish men. <— This is entirely false. We are running such a contest right now on our Facebook page.

– Dewitt

Find out why I need this man’s beard on by butt below:

Menchen

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Menchen

Menchen

Menchen

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Menchen

Head over here to read his profile, find out what he’s into or send him a message.

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13 thoughts on “Put Your Beard On My Butt, Please!

  1. consistently slanty smile for me . odd. sort of a turn off for me when every pic is the same pose, same face. like their face is stuck in selfy-mode. not as bad as the duck face at least. and the fur is redeeming.

  2. Sorry, but I just don’t get the attraction of putting my lips onto a guy’s ass. Unless I knew he was squeaky clean on the inside, and I’d thoroughly washed his ass on the outside–it wouldn’t happen. And even then, I’d need to get over the idea of the ass hole’s purpose. Can somebody explain the attraction to me? I’m not being negative, I really just don’t get it.

  3. I am not sure it can be described or explained. A straight man could explain to me how it feels to have his cock in a vagina and I simply would not see it. Most sexual activities are either on your scope of possibility or they are not. My opinion is if I am worried about hygiene or cleanliness in any way, I probably should reconsider my body touching his in anyway. That being said, this guy and I can taking turns leaving beard burn on each other.

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