Prince Harry MAY Be Getting Engaged

People magazine is SPECULATING – based on a report filed by the Telegraph – that Prince Harry is about to propose to his long(ish) time girlfriend, Cressida Bonas. “Who is Prince Harry?” I imagine you’re saying right about now. Well, he’s this young man:

Prince Harry 1

And he’s apparently maybe about to get engaged to this woman:

Cressida Bonas

That’s right, this young man:

Prince Harry 2

…is possibly getting engaged, according to reports made by an American magazine, made on the basis of speculation printed in a newspaper from another country. Look, I’m not going to pretend it may be a slow news day for all of us here in “pop culture journalism” world but, come on…

Still, what we know for sure is that people are talking about this young man:

Prince Harry 4

…who is a prince and fourth in line to the British throne.

You know what? I don’t think he’s going to age well. Entitled white men, particularly aristocratic men, don’t ever really age that well, because they’re so used to getting everything they want that they don’t try. Why change when everyone else around you changes to suit you? Just get fat and go bald and burp in public. Tiny blonde models will still fall in line.

So, in short, this young man:

Prince Harry 3

…is alive and may or may not be getting engaged and also probably won’t age well.

Charley Flynn.

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