Okay, so maybe it’s a bit presumptuous to assume that Slate Steele and married bodybuilder bottom John identify as “bisexual”, but the fact of the matter is that they’re both dudes who enjoy getting fucked and having sex with women. Make of that information what you will! Together, the two men dominated on today’s edition of Popular Demand, snagging the top spots over the Spanish webcomic Gaysome!, a trio of water polo twinks, a talented 52 year-old daddy top and “the hottest pairing in the history of gay porn ever“.
The new Sean Cody model, Randy, almost took his “yeti butt” to the top of the charts, but he wound up coming in as the third most popular entry overall. Oh, and in other butt-related news, Justin Bieber showed his perky young cheeks to his grandma and swallowed my stunt devil whole in the first episode of Celebrity Power Bottom. We talked about wanting to do Jett Jaxx up the butt. We didn’t talk about wanting to do Ricky Larkin up the butt, though we should have, because he needs to bottom as soon as humanly possible. Romeo James lost his virginity, Kurtis Wolfe got us stiff, Tate Ryder made us sad, Mike De Marko got tag-teamed, and we fucked the Payne away.
Meanwhile, in gayer portions of the universe, people argued over whether Katy Perry or Lady Gaga released a better single, Boulangerié Knowles got quintuple-penetrated by The Wanted and f(x), and Agnetha Fältskog encouraged us to dance the pain away.
So what will the next few days ahead bring us? Will a bitch wiggle it for me and tell me he wants it? Will WWE wrestler Darren Young prove to the world that he’s really gay by taking a ride on my dick in the middle of an arena? Will I get involved in a polyamorous relationship with the Maverick Men? Stay tuned in to find out! Until then, thank you for reading, commenting and sending in your tips.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Maverick Men
Take a look at last week’s best posts below:
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MOST POPULAR:
1. What Would You Do?: I’m Fucking This Married Daddy’s Big, Bodybuilder Bubble Butt
2. Drawn To You: Gaysome!
3. Quickie: Randy’s Thick Uncut Cock & Surprisingly Hairy Yeti Butt
4. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Derek Anthony
5. The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Hungry Holes & The Men Who Fuck Them
6. 21 Pics of Jett Jaxx, A College Dude You Could Do Up The Butt
7. Justin Bieber’s Annoying, But He’s Got A Nice Ass
8. Caption This: Water Polo Bros
9. Best. Massage. Ever.
10. YES TO THIS: Ricky Larkin & Joe Parker Are Hard, Hairy & (Very) Horny
11. Straight Guys Are Gay: Hardcore Gamers
12. Did This Hot Basketball Jock Get Seduced & Fucked By Czech Hunter?
13. Three’s Company: Connor Maguire & Colby Jansen Take Turns On Mike De Marko’s Ass
14. 5 Australian Men You’ll Want Down Under
15. Celebrity Power Bottom: Season One, Episode One Recap
16. I’ve Never Done This Before: Romeo James Takes His First Cock
17. Bi The Way: Slate Steele’s Prison Strap-On Party
18. Manhunt Man of The Week: Decentdude
19. Four Play: “Wiggle It For Me, Bitch! Tell Me You Want It.”
20. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jake Bass
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MOST DISCUSSED:
1. Bi The Way: Slate Steele’s Prison Strap-On Party
2. Caption This: Water Polo Bros
3. Thank Cock It’s Friday: Spencer & Abe Are The Hottest Pairing In The History of Gay Porn Ever!!!!!!!
4. Quickie: Randy’s Thick Uncut Cock & Surprisingly Hairy Yeti Butt
5. Justin Bieber’s Annoying, But He’s Got A Nice Ass
6. Manhunt Man of The Week: Decentdude
7. Manhunt Daily Wood: Tate Ryder
8. Lady Gaga’s “Applause” Is The Greatest Gay Anthem of All Time!
9. What Would You Do?: I’m Fucking This Married Daddy’s Big, Bodybuilder Bubble Butt
10. In Bed With Colby Keller: They Shoot Disabled Gay Guys, Don’t They? (Finale)
11. 32 Important (And Sexy) Pictures Yanked From Gay Porn Star Slate Steele’s Twitter Feed
12. Sign My Petition For Austin Wilde To Fuck EVERYONE… With His DICK!
13. He’s Gay: WWE Wrestler Darren Young
14. The Ten: How Did Seth Fornea Not Win This?
15. Fuck The Payne Away.
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THIS WEEK’S BEST BESTIES:
1. The Sword
2. BuzzFeed
3. Queer Me Now
4. Kenneth In The (212)
5. Wicked Gay Blog
6. Oh No They Didn’t
7. Banana Guide
8. Queerty
9. Large Penis Support Group
10. !! omg blog !!
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BONUS – Chris Ryder gets a double dose of dick on MAVERICK MEN:
I’m curious about something. What is the criteria that determines where the posts land in the rankings? Is it us opening them or commenting on them? I think that’s an important piece of information because I’d probably comment more if that were the criteria for the ones that I really like and I might be more selective if it’s just about reading them.
I eagerly await your response…and the next hot posting. Keep on rocking it for us, D.
Good morning, my darling boo-face! The “Most Popular” list is based on pageviews alone, while the “Most Discussed” list is based on comments. Hope that helps in your scheme to rig our next Popular Demand countdown to your interests and inner-most desires.
;P
Very helpful for my evil plot. Okay, semi evil.
Alright, you’re forcing my hand, sneaky. I’ll view more selectively now and comment more frequently. I’m sure it will make all the difference in the world but I do love voting and being counted. And being fucked but I’m not sure that’s something you’re tracking.
Would you two just get a room, already… with me 🙂