Popular Demand: The Week of, Ugh, I Need Butt.

This is the sequel to the previous Popular Demand post “The Week of, Ugh, I Need Cock“, in which I couldn’t focus on writing an introduction because I was so fucking horny. Seriously, I’m two seconds away from taking an extremely early lunch break, signing onto Manhunt Mobile and finding the nearest butt that needs to be devoured and destroyed by a rock hard dick.

If it weren’t unprofessional, I’d pull a Colby Jansen and fuck someone in the middle of the office. The guy could look like Brayden Forrester, Adam Levine, JD Phoenix, Zachary Quinto, Landon Conrad, Christian Bale, Hunter Marx, Anthony Carrino or Trenton Ducati. Hell, he could look like Mr. Skeleton or Tan Mom and have a fetish for “water boarding” for all I care! I just need a tight, hungry ass in front of me ASAP, and you can bet your left nut that “he’s gonna be nice and loose when I’m done with him“.

Will I get the butt that I need? Will we do it in a library at one of the local universities? Will I suck on his toes and treat his hole right? Will we do an interpretative dance together? Will we watch one of these movies while I’m doing him doggy style? Stay tuned in to find out! Until then, thank you for reading, commenting and sending in your tips!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Bel Ami Online

Take a look at last week’s best posts below:

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MOST POPULAR:

1. The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Big Dicks In (And Out Of) A Hotel Room
2. Whoa! Are You Supposed To Do THAT During A Prostate Exam?
3. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ty Roderick
4. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Landon Conrad (III)
5. 6 Lucky Bitches Who Got Fucked By Colby Jansen In An Office
6. “He’s Gonna Be Nice & Loose Once I’m Done With Him.”
7. Have You Ever: Used A Penis Pump?
8. Three’s Company: David Anthony, Hunter Marx & Jessie Colter
9. The Ten: Hudson’s Beer Can Thick Dick Lasts On Top!
10. The Best Thing About The New “Star Trek” Flick Is That Chris Pine And Zachary Quinto Are Obviously In Love On-Screen And Off
11. Move Over & Let Me Hop On Adam Levine’s DICK!
12. What Would You Do?: Levi Michaels
13. Manhunt Man of The Week: untitled305
14. The Amateur Hour: College Library Fuck
15. Manhunt Daily Wood: Richie Langton
16. Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men of The Week
17. 10 Non-Porn Films I Would Very Much Like To See
18. Three’s Company: Jack Harrer, Austin Merrick & Alex Waters
19. Baseball Jock Brant Treats His Bottoms Right.
20. Three’s Company: D.O., Diego Lauzen & Tiziano Fuentes

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MOST DISCUSSED:

1. Caption This: Bones
2. 10 Non-Porn Films I Would Very Much Like To See
3. The Best Thing About The New “Star Trek” Flick Is That Chris Pine And Zachary Quinto Are Obviously In Love On-Screen And Off
4. Thank Cock It’s Friday: James Huntsman Is Here To Fuck You Now.
5. Hot or Not: Taping Up A Twink
6. Quickie: Kitchen Cousins
7. iPhone Wars: Battle of The Champions, A-Z (Part II)
8. Baseball Jock Brant Treats His Bottoms Right.
9. What Would You Do?: Levi Michaels
10. Would You Hit That?: Bald Christian Bale
11. Who Would You Rather?: Tyler Marcum “Landslide” Edition
12. I’ll Write About This So Dewitt Doesn’t Have To: “I’m Tan Mom”
13. Gay Ass Gossip: Roidy Dickhead Lance Armstrong Likes Getting His Butt Eaten
14. Manhunt Daily Wood: Trenton Ducati
15. Whoa! Are You Supposed To Do THAT During A Prostate Exam?

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THIS WEEK’S BEST BESTIES:

1. The Sword
2. BuzzFeed
3. Queer Me Now
4. Wicked Gay Blog
5. Kenneth In The (212)
6. Grantland
7. Queerty
8. Banana Guide
9. Boy Culture
10. Homotrophy

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BONUS – Chase Austin lets Rick Lautner (no relation) cum on his hole for BEL AMI:

NOTE: I would gladly pummel that hot twink ass right now. Ugh.