This bearded gentleman was first brought to my attention by Homotrophy, who posted a few photos he did for the underwear/swimwear brand ES Collection. If any of you know anything about him, I would highly appreciate access to the following information: his address, his favorite position, his relationship status, his favorite flavor of ice cream, his social security number and whether he prefers puppies or kittens.
But I guess I’d just settle for his name.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Gabriel Lucas
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Name: Sexy Muthafucka
Address: According to Grindr, about a block from Manhunt’s offices in Boston.
Favorite Position: Flip Fucking
Relationship Status: Single. Really turned on by porn bloggers.
Favorite Ice Cream: Forget the ice cream — he likes whipped cream — all over your body.
SSN: XXX-XX-6969
Versatile bottom – I’d stake my underwear collection on it. Puppies, of course. Trouble is he’ll be all loved up with a big ol’ beary daddy.
If I say he’s me, does that mean I get to date you??? If so, it’s me!!!!!
Wow!!! I’d marry him !
Gorgeous!
He’s my twin brother
Looks like there’s a threesome in order.
If that were true, we’d have to skip the date and go straight to my bedroom.
isnt he Bernardo Velasco