Please, Just Shove It In Me! (No Small Talk Necessary)

There are times in life where you really want to chat and get to know a guy before hopping in bed with him. Those “times” might be your entire life if, unlike me, you have some sense of dignity and poise about when it comes to hooking up with men you meet on the internet or assorted apps. (This is not recommended! Dignity and poise are overrated, especially when they get in the way of orgasms.)

This might sound ultra-slutty of me, but I wouldn’t need any chit-chat with Manhunt member _zagal_. In fact, I don’t need to know a single thing about him, because right now, all I know based on his profile is that he’s from Spain, he’s 35 years-old, and he needs to poke my prostate with his dick… Which might not even be appealing for him, because he doesn’t leave a single idea about what he’s into or looking for!

Can someone please tell this gorgeous man to write more in his profile? I’d do it myself, but I would be too tempted to veer off topic and suggest flying him to the USA to slam his fat cock down my throat, then smother me with his thick, dark pubes. He could bring out my inner slut and then some.

– Dewitt

Check out additional pics of this gorgeous, gorgeous man below:

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Head over here to send him a message or jerk off to his pics.

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7 thoughts on “Please, Just Shove It In Me! (No Small Talk Necessary)

  1. OMGGM, Dewitt! You have uncovered the proverbial nugget – and EVERY pun is intended here! – this man is simply gorgeous! The things we could do to each other – yes, from moans of sheer delight and pleasure to goodness what sounds would actually hear in the stratospheree??!!??!! Hehe! Oops, that is my flight call for Barcelona, sorry will just have to update this when I am back, IF that will ever happen, of course! Hehe!

  2. A guy with a list if ASK ME’s doesn’t deserve coverage like this. Let’s move on to someone who takes the time to actually fill out some sort of profile.

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