Super-producer Pharrell Williams was in a Parisian McDonald's trying to get some food at 6 in the morning, but the staff just wasn't having it. Logically, he dealt with his hunger (and the workers' inability to realize his importance) by reacting in a way that all grown men use to cope with their problems–dancing, of course.
Ever since I read Terrence Dean's Hiding In Hip-Hop, I've suspected that Pharrell was playing for our team. There's a particular scene where Dean writes about a big-time producer getting gangbanged at a house party, and all of his hints seemed to point towards dear ol' Skateboard P. Dean also talks about how the down low community sticks together and helps one another professionally. Is it not out of the realm of possibilities that Pharrell, Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco are in cahoots together? Just sayin'!
My suspicions regarding Williams' sexuality are practically confirmed after seeing this video. With those dance moves, this man is too gay to function!
– Dewitt
Didn’t realize you have to be gay to dance well. What a bad stereotype. Thanks for perpetuating it!