Perez Hilton Vows To Stop Outing Celebs

Perez Hilton took his newly thin self to Ellen today to declare that he is done with outing celebrities on his popular gossip website. Lance Bass and Neil Patrick Harris just rolled their eyes in unison. Perez said that the recent deaths have inspired him to begin looking at his writing in a whole new way, and he no longer wants to be a “hypocrite” that causes the gay community to be “ashamed” and “embarrassed.” Ellen says that she’s willing to give him a second chance. Is everyone else? To be honest, he comes off as a self-serving, charisma-deficient, fakeity fake latching on to the latest cause in this clip but maybe that’s just his hair…

p.s. He also swore that he is done putting those ridiculous doodles on photos and good, cuz’ it wasn’t the latest in maturity.

– J. Harvey

Watch Perez turn over a new leaf, after the JUMP:

36 thoughts on “Perez Hilton Vows To Stop Outing Celebs

  1. Perez, we’re done with you……………You know it……..We know it.

    Now, knowing this, you want to change………Pull a plastic bag over your head and jump off a pier……..do us the favor.

  2. If people would only just stop reading and logging onto his web then he would just dry up and go away!

    There are so many better blogs out there that are vastly more entertaining!

  3. I have seen an emial “note” written to Paris Hilton stating “You are a fart in a glove”.
    Tacky but it rings true for Perez.
    He is oppurtunistic, sad, and should be in the pages of The Star or The Globe.
    The fact that this pathetic person has so much quoted power is a sad state in human history. We don’t care who is or isn’t sleeping with this wannabe or that hasbeen. Get a real job and actually contribute something other than the production of carbon dioxide.

  4. That was a lil harsh there Bill…

    Something I have been saying a lot is… if we want to be accepted by society as a whole we have to start with ourselves first. Yes Perez did a lot of things and made a lot of enemies. But Don’t bash a man for wanting to change himself. I will be out on jury about this until I see he really is doing things, and making a difference. I give him mad props if what he says happens. Also remember, change takes time, habits for almost 7 years you don’t just change over night.

    Telling someone to go kill themselves is no better than the bullying that’s going on right now. Way to be a mature person and take the high road.

  5. I think in the terms of his actions and his promise to change there is only really one thing to say… Seeing is believing… We’re watching you!!!

  6. ITS ABOUT TIME THAT THE ‘HOMOSEXUAL MAJORITY’ STARTED TAKING THESE LOUSY INDIVIDUALS ON IN ANY WAY OR MEANS. YEAH ITS A TOUGH THING TO DEAL WITH ANY FORM OF HOMOPHOBIA IE THAT RIGHT WING RELIGIOUS MINISTER AND THIS

  7. I’m not sure how sincere he was being in his interview with Ellen. I’m kind of shocked actually at how easy she was on him.

    I really do hope that he changes his ways, but I’m rather skeptical.

  8. He is an insecure fat kid (regardless of what weight he is at the moment) that only wants people to like him. He will do whatever it takes to get that.

  9. He seems to have a really large head for his body. Is he Paris Hilton’s brother or something? Never heard of him.

  10. Ahh, so Perez has seen the light.

    It reminds me of a famous exchange about self serving preservation:
    Prosecutor: So, when did you find Jesus?
    Criminal: Right after you found me…

    too late Hilton, you are the weakest (gay) link, goodbye!

  11. It’s a step in the right direction. Still, he’ll still be the true definition of a fag in my book. 😐 There’s nothing good or talented about the man and I really hope this stunt doesn’t further his undeserved popularity.

  12. I agree. Who the fuck cares about Perez Hilton? All he’s good for is slammin’ celebs. It obviously not for his looks….he,he.

  13. I thought Ellen struck the right tone. It was clear she was having a hard time believing him. She made it clear what she thought of his website. And made it clear we expect him to follow up on his promises.

    On the other hand, I believe he’s changed when it happens. But, since I don’t visit his website, ya’ll will have to tell me if he makes good on his promise.

  14. I don’t believe him. I think that he is seeing all of the negative comments that he is getting from his remarks about the gay teen suicides and he’s trying to appear as if he cares.

  15. Everyone can change but this mofo got too much hate in himself. The change need to start with him, and he should not expect to be respected; he need to earn it through hard work. Don’t expect to erase your past in 15 mins on the talk show, he need to put some work to get respect and forgiveness. There is a lot of things that he can do, maybe start with volunteering at gay homeless shelters or doing something that support our cause.

    I am skeptical and i kinda doubt if he said it all just to get free publicity.

  16. this person became an internet virus for being the negative, bitchy & uber-tacky homo…best way to put his light out is by doing what all fame whores fear the most..not being looked at: ignore it and it goes back to the shadow !

  17. I’ve seen a couple things with him on TV and he annoyed me to no end. I give a flying fuck in a frog’s fat ass about him to be honest.

  18. his whole site is based on bullying, of all kinds, everyone was a target, so I am not sure what he’ll have to say from here on…..

    probably not much….

  19. He’s made this kind of vow before…I recall he was going to do the “WWMD?” (What Would Madonna Do?) Hmmmm…he’s been the polar opposite of Madonna. I didn’t see the Ellen interview, I stopped reading Perez awhile back, I just don’t care for him and think he’s one of those that gives the gay community a bad name.

  20. Why are you wasting our time with this, J. Harvey??? He won’t go away till his name and image, or lack of image leaves print.

    You should have let Dewitt use this space to cover Glee………………..

  21. Actions speak louder than words. Give him time and see what happens. We all have an amazing capacity for change. I personally have no interest in him because of his vicious bitchy past (but I don’t hate him either nor need him to kill himself…that was harsh) but my opinion of him doesn’t really matter to him, only his does. Hopefully he is telling the truth and is committed to change. Only time will tell.

  22. Second chance? I don’t think he deserve second chance from the gay community. He should def disappear from information highway, he has done more damage than supporting our cause. It is a shame that he is even covered in manhunt blog.

  23. Just like fish , lets throw him back to the Heterosuxuals till he grows up, he won’t , so they can have him.
    LOVE the picture with him and a black eye,
    weel deserved no doubt

  24. Hope He Disappears Into The Black Hole Sucking Vortex Of His Loose Gaping Butt-Hole!!! He is a total hypocritical disgrace to HOMO as well as Hetro Culture …

    Perez, Plz vanish and be gone forever … No forgiveness or forget here you pansy ass troll!!

  25. This guy is a TOTAL disgrace to the human race. Hope he disappears forever. What a waste of space for this fat freak. Will-I-Am had the best retort…just punch the shit head out.

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