Penis Pants Are So Hot Right Now

Isabel Mastache, fall-winter 2010 collection, fashion, designer, fabric penis, penis pants, hanging out, attached to front, odd, weird, clothes, outfit, ensemble

Is that a prominently placed fabric penis on the outside of your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Wait, it's actually just a piece from Isabel Mastache's Fall-Winter 2010 collection? That's awfully disappointing! Also, it's utterly ridiculous. Who would ever wear something like this? I'm not even sure why anyone would be motivated to create such a thing.

You may recall that I'm not too savvy on men's fashion, but this crosses entirely new lines of crazy. See more pictures from the collection here, including an outfit that looks like a cross between a potato sack and an Easter bunny costume. As much as I'd like to look away, I can't stop from peering at these monstrosities! Consider this my new obsession.

– Dewitt

To watch a video of the runway show, follow the JUMP:

7 thoughts on “Penis Pants Are So Hot Right Now

  1. I major in both apparel design and advertising at school, so maybe I can explain. A line like that is a “Concept” line. Basically, you create outrageous outfits that no one would ever wear for both, creative idea and entertainment purposes. So it’s like an inspiration line for the designer most likely.

  2. Mr D,
    they are RUNWAY clothes… meant to be over the top, whimsical wild and satirical… not the uniform you buy at Lez-Mart and Sears. You are just pissed because its fabric… If it were real you would be jibba-jabbering about which hole of yours you’d love to jam it in :).
    I have to say it’s refreshing to see something other than porno clone performers on here. … I’d like a pair of those pants in red with a satanic tail added in the rear

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