Every year, millions of men suffer from the fear that their penis isn’t fancy enough. They lie awake in bed every night, agonizing over the fact that their penis is not, in fact, covered with major bling. While they may feel hopeless and alone, there’s a place for those men to go and solve their problems.
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Click through to see more penis jewelry:
Get into some Game of Thrones roleplay with this nifty Penis Crown:
Make sounding pretty with the Ruby Wave Urethral Anchor:
Keep it simple with the Silicone Cum-Thru D-Ring Penis Plug:
Recommended for beginners! The Mortal Coil Cum-Thru Sound:
Model not included (unfortunately). The Cum-Thru Penis Plug:
Turn your stream into a shower with The Libertine Faucet Plug:
Does anyone know if this last one actually works? I’m sort of fascinated by it.