Oh, don’t look at me like that! He’s eighteen now. Plus, I don’t even understand why everyone wants to rub their manther paws all over him. I’m writing this post for you. If you want to see Patrick Schwarzenegger’s penis, place your nose on the computer screen, keep your eyes wide-open for sixty seconds and slowly back away from the screen.
Just kidding. You can’t actually see his penis in this post, but if you tilt your head to the right… You might see the outline. Use your imagination, okay?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: SplashNewsOnline
Click through for another picture of Patrick:
(via World of Wonder)
Hope his muscles grow bigger then that
I guess he favors the Kennedy side of the family. What does Arnies latin love kid look like? Does anyone have a link??
I clicked on your link for World of Wonder and there are a couple other pics that DO show a better outline. Actually there is one in motion that shows him running and flopping from side to side. Look forward to watching him or IT grow.
Um, how old is this kid again? And doesn’t he look like an average highschooler, what’s so hot?
i want him!
Not appealing
His Uncle John John was definitely hotter.
OOPS, I mean cousin John John…my bad
Seriously? This was relevant enough to post about….
he’s a really good lookin’ kid!
might need a microscope
I don’t see anything
Yeah, and it was relevant enough to become this week’s second most popular post (so far).
Take that, Guest!