My boo Eliot Glazer pointed me in the direction of Passion Pit‘s new music video on Vulture, and it is easily one of the most erotic things I’ve seen all week. That’s coming from someone who writes about gay porn on a daily basis! Of course, I may be a little biased, considering this combines some of my favorite things—pornstaches, debilitating sexual tension, making out and getting violently bukkake’d with pure gold.
As if that weren’t enough to give me a major brain-boner, “I’ll Be Alright” happens to be one of my favorite tracks off Passion Pit’s sophomore LP Gossamer. Every time I hear it, I’m going to envision this hot mustachioed fucker rubbing himself, which will only serve to make me like the song even more.
Nice work, Passion Pit. You win.
– Dewitt
Click through to watch the music video for “I’ll Be Alright”:
how is this sexual minus the kissing? theres just a lot of break up metaphors. You are really grasping at straws on this one.
Fantastically weird video, great song off a great album.
I want to make out to “Constant Conversations” so much, even though the lyrical content isn’t quite suitable for a steamy make out session.
The tension leading up to that kiss was INTENSELY sexual, right down to the way he grasped his own legs while staring at the piece of art…
Maybe it was just me.
It’s not just you, the erotic tension is palpable for the entire video, and there’s definitely some blatantly erotic imagery; the explosive finish, a guy getting off with a hole in the wall… And just some subtle stuff, like the dude groping himself a little at the beginning and the general demeanor… of… the lips…
Uuuuugh, seriously, are we in the same bed? Get in my bed, Dewitt.
Gladly. I will gladly get in your bed, and I don’t even know what you look like (not that you necessarily know what I look like).
I saw that Manhunt ball or gala or party video or whatever where you told us where you were… 😉