Or You Could Just Say “Fuck It” About The Halloween Costume Worry, And Be A Kinky Slut

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Halloween, as you know, is gay Christmas. Instead of presents under the tree, it’s a costumed make-out session in the bathroom of whatever club, bar or Halloween party in which you’re celebrating. Santa Claus isn’t anywhere to be found, but SATAN Claus is way hotter and those four dudes dressed as Olympic swimmers make a fantastic substitute for elves.

To pay proper tribute to the holiday, and because we are a creative people, we go to INSANE lengths on our costumes. Yesterday, guest blogger Lawrence posted some potential costume ideas for all you slutty sluts. But why torture yourself? Just go buy something ultimate! Slick It Up makes kinky fetish duds for all of you daring dudes who like to show bod. If anyone asks who you’re supposed to be, just say that you’re not wearing a costume, and this is what you wear to the supermarket. Wolf and hooded falcon not included. We think.

– J. Harvey

p.s. Slick It Up founder and designer is the sexy unicorn guy David Mason Chlopecki. He’s brains AND brawn, and you would do yourself well by checking out his House of Vader blog here.

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