One Million Moms Hates Balls

An adorable K-Mart commercial is being unfairly labeled as obscene for celebrating something that all Americans love – BALLS. Well, maybe not lesbians, but I’m sure they can get on board with celebrating your body. One Millions Moms (aka three closet case conservatives with access to the Internet) has come out against this K-Mart holiday ad in which hot guys jingle their balls while shillin’ Joe Boxer‘s shorts.

Kmart (Sears Brands, LLC) has a new commercial that is not only offensive — but this once family department store has made a deliberate decision to produce controversial advertisements instead of wholesome ones. This is a terrible plan on Kmart’s part, especially at this time of year!The title of the current ad is “Show Your Joe,” and Kmart includes sexual content during a Christmas hand bell choir performance. The commercial focuses on several men wearing Joe Boxer underwear thrusting in a sexualized way to the tune of Jingle Bells. They start gyrating and shaking themselves instead of the hand bells, intending to make their “bells” ring in song — which is highly inappropriate.

You uptight dicks. Remember when they came out against sexy picnics? FOOLS. You should be appreciating hot guys with really nice legs and pelvic rhythm to spare. Watch the vid below and join me in not understanding the problem. Guys have balls.

– J. Harvey

jingle-balls

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18 thoughts on “One Million Moms Hates Balls

  1. although i can see why the conservatives could find this one offensive, i also got a good laugh when i saw this on tv. I personally think they’re overeacting… yet again

  2. I love this commercial too – kudos to KMart for having the balls to do it – is there any way we can barrage one million moms with our disdain over their narrow minded outlooks? – it’s the 21st century – they need to get over themselves !!!

  3. Come on… Victoria Secrets has commercial adds that shows so much more. If they protest this, I am going to protest theirs. Be real.

  4. When I first saw this ad I thought of it as bells accompanying the hip movements, not
    their balls actually ringing. Either way it’s a clever commercial.

  5. I found this commercial extremely offensive the first time I saw it, and, unfortunately, I’ve been bombarded by it too many times to count now. It becomes more offensive on each viewing. If K-Mart had done something like this with women and boobs the whole world would be outraged.

  6. LMAO! I love it. It is super hilarious! are these so called ‘one million moms’ for real? How can you not find it funny. It’s not salacious in any possible way… So sad sexually repressed people can hide under the guise of ‘moral & good manners’.

  7. Offensive? REALLY? I think it’s clever, creative and DAMN amusing! I could watch prime time tv tonight and find MANY more offensive commercials than this….

  8. Omgsh these women are ridiculous…why are they so afraid of sexuality? The commercial is hilarious. I really hope they don’t give in to them because if they do, they’ll simply keep objecting to every little thing.

  9. How is this ad any different then a Victoria Secret ad? Just because they are men, some people are offended pfft ban the Victoria Secret commercials as well for being to crude!

  10. I’d definitely rather see this than those toilet paper bears talking about showing each other how will they wiped 🙂

  11. I fail to see how this commercial is any more suggestive than the Hanes commercials where the camera zooms in on the woman’s crotch to show the pretty designs of the underwear.

  12. I agree! Even though they’re cartoons it’s disgusting when mama bear tells papa and baby they didn’t get their asses clean enough..

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