Remember that feeling you had when you first heard “Party In The USA” and silently hated yourself for enjoying a song by Miley Cyrus? You’re about to feel that way about One Direction (if you weren’t already a fan of the boy band prior to today).
Let’s start with the music! “Kiss You” is, quite possibly, the catchiest song ever recorded in the history of pop music by anyone with a voice. It digs a deep grave for “Call Me Maybe“, leaving it behind in 2012 and ushering in a new year where everything on the radio might not be awful. This track solidifies One Direction’s position as the boy band of today’s generation. It makes The Wanted look like the 98 Degrees or LFO to these guys’ Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC.
Obviously, the video has something to do with the song’s appeal. The clip takes the five young men and throws them onto all sorts of zany sets, on which they proceed to act intensely adorable. It’s goofy and light-hearted. It fits the song. And it’s fucking great.
Even so, most of these boys have yet to graduate from the “Zac Efron School of Making Me Want To Stick My Dick In You“, so I don’t really get why everyone’s jizzing so hard over them. The one exception is maybe Liam Payne, because that cute little fucker is one hot piece of twink ass.
– Dewitt
Click through to watch the music video for “Kiss You”:
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Thankfully I’m not gay enough to enjoy this type of cheesy shit.
This is probably aimed at twinklovers, just like Miley Cyrus ( who now looks like a german bondage twink, as Dlisted pointed out)
I think the grave should be dug for this sad attempt …. not Call Me Maybe. The boys are cute, but can’t hold a candle to the boys in Carly Rae’s video. Come on guys …. this is nothing more than another cheesy pop song. It’ll never affect the pop culture as much as Call Me Maybe.
Yeah…………….. No. I never hated myself for liking Party In The USA, because I never liked it. Don’t like this either. It’s not catchy. It’s annoying. The song I’m hung up on that is stuck.in my head is Locked Out Of Heaven by Bruno Mars.
Agree! And Max George from “The Wanted” is way hotter than any of these little boys.
Yuck, I feel like a pedo and anyone who actually likes this shite obviously has a lacking life.
Yuck, I feel like a pedo and anyone who actually likes this shite obviously has a lacking life.
Agreed! 110%!
1D is a major disappointment — no way they can deliver on the promise of the “next big thing” in boybands. Sure they’re cutie-pies, but their harmonies are practically non-existent, and they can’t dance — at least not choreographed dance (and props to Bieber for his moves). ID is an insult to the memory of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Edition and NKOTB.
zayn malik is the only one worth caring about
I can’t recall having heard so much autotune applied quite so liberally – they clearly can’t sing a note in tune.
really?
really?
You have CLEARLY never heard Taylor Swift sing live! Talk about making people’s ears bleed!
You have CLEARLY never heard Taylor Swift sing live! Talk about making people’s ears bleed!
Unlike everyone in the comments, I’m not going to actually lie. I love this song and I love the video eve more. It’s so CUTE! Love Zayn’s face and Louis body is so HOT!
Unlike everyone in the comments, I’m not going to actually lie. I love this song and I love the video eve more. It’s so CUTE! Love Zayn’s face and Louis body is so HOT!
why is everyone hating on these boys so much? Personally i love how fun charming and funny these boys are.They CAN sing and they are all adorable.I thought alot of gays loved 1D but i guess not.Its crazy how much unnecessary hate there is for them.
why is everyone hating on these boys so much? Personally i love how fun charming and funny these boys are.They CAN sing and they are all adorable.I thought alot of gays loved 1D but i guess not.Its crazy how much unnecessary hate there is for them.
why is everyone hating on these boys so much? Personally i love how fun charming and funny these boys are.They CAN sing and they are all adorable.I thought alot of gays loved 1D but i guess not.Its crazy how much unnecessary hate there is for them.
They are so adorable haha
They are so adorable haha
Wow I have to disagree on this one with you Dewitt cause at least Party in the USA makes me want to stand up and dance this just doesnt for me slund like more ofcthe same from them
Wow I have to disagree on this one with you Dewitt cause at least Party in the USA makes me want to stand up and dance this just doesnt for me slund like more ofcthe same from them
Wow I have to disagree on this one with you Dewitt cause at least Party in the USA makes me want to stand up and dance this just doesnt for me slund like more ofcthe same from them
I did secretly like “Party in the USA” … This song didnt do it for me. That one dude with the blonde streak in his hair is sexy tho.