Olympic Boner Controversy: Henrik Rummel

Forget about meatheads sporting grilles, stoned judo fighters, and whether or not that Chinese girl is an aqua-cyborg! The REAL Olympic controversy is “did US rower Henrik Rummel have a stiffie on the podium when he got his bronze medal?” See above. Thoughts?

Winning an Olympic medal is obviously an exciting experience. But is it an arousing one? It’s a possibility. You’re wearing tight shorts and thrusting with your cock as you row. It could happen!  Rummel, however,  denied that he had an oar in his spandex on Reddit:

“This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.”

Henrik supplied THIS pic as proof that it was indeed him addressing how aroused he might have been during the medal ceremony.

Here at Manhunt Daily, we are connoisseurs of erections, hard-ons, and chubbies. We turned to our very own cock expert Dewitt for his take on the controversy. Don’t look at me, I’m an ass man. He’s the one who writes a weekly post called “The Cock Buffet”. He’s the highly educated expert we turn to when there’s a dick controversy.

His response?

“If that’s a boner, then other bloggers need to stop calling it ‘giant’… In all seriousness, though, he probably just tucked his dick in differently than the rest of his teammates. I’d see shit like this on swim team all the time.”

Dewitt was on the swim team. Either that or he had some sort of hidden cam set-up and there’s probably a pay site you can go to. There ya have it – Dewitt sez “NOT A BONER.” If you’re still unsure, check out more pics of the controversial bulge after the break.

– J. Harvey

p.s. In a funny coincidence, the event that Rummel rowed in is called the “coxless four”.  Not quite.