Forget about meatheads sporting grilles, stoned judo fighters, and whether or not that Chinese girl is an aqua-cyborg! The REAL Olympic controversy is “did US rower Henrik Rummel have a stiffie on the podium when he got his bronze medal?” See above. Thoughts?
Winning an Olympic medal is obviously an exciting experience. But is it an arousing one? It’s a possibility. You’re wearing tight shorts and thrusting with your cock as you row. It could happen! Rummel, however, denied that he had an oar in his spandex on Reddit:
“This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.”
Henrik supplied THIS pic as proof that it was indeed him addressing how aroused he might have been during the medal ceremony.
Here at Manhunt Daily, we are connoisseurs of erections, hard-ons, and chubbies. We turned to our very own cock expert Dewitt for his take on the controversy. Don’t look at me, I’m an ass man. He’s the one who writes a weekly post called “The Cock Buffet”. He’s the highly educated expert we turn to when there’s a dick controversy.
His response?
“If that’s a boner, then other bloggers need to stop calling it ‘giant’… In all seriousness, though, he probably just tucked his dick in differently than the rest of his teammates. I’d see shit like this on swim team all the time.”
Dewitt was on the swim team. Either that or he had some sort of hidden cam set-up and there’s probably a pay site you can go to. There ya have it – Dewitt sez “NOT A BONER.” If you’re still unsure, check out more pics of the controversial bulge after the break.
– J. Harvey
p.s. In a funny coincidence, the event that Rummel rowed in is called the “coxless four”. Not quite.
Perhaps it was standing erect for the national anthem…
lol great comment roadrunner
Poor guy. Imagine realizing your dream of winning a metal at the olympics only to be humiliated like that.
Congratulations just the same. :o)
Either he’s a shower, or he has at least a chubby.
it was a partial woodie, just not that big (the fact he would even respond to questions about his manhood clearly indicate he’s insecure about his! LOL)
maybe he just packed up instead of down? he’s very fuckable tho
I like that, if i won a medal and had a boner i would show them both proudly, like look at my gold and also my medal!
Why is that humiliating? We should all wear our boners proudly!
Perhaps someone should redesign their uniforms. If you look closer you can clearly see the outline of the entire teams junk. I can see the benifit of dressing up for the race…but…um … maybe he should have taken the cue from his teammates and dressed down for the medal ceremony. Then again maybe he’s into showing it off. But serioulsy, showing it off on a world wide stage…that takes some balls.
in underwear and spandex – it slams your goods in the position passed on an unconscious tug for comfort, or just a post pee position – et al. So well hung – show-er – isn’t it? Not an erection because team sports you see it all. But I have seen a guy who swore he was straight for years – hard in the showers 50% of the time. He said it was a reaction to allergy. Then I saw him swinging on a gay bar with a tamborine a few years later. Well I did come out earlier then 99% of my class. But I’d have lunch in the Grade 12 gym locker room as they changed just to look. I was totally not missing dick at 14! I knew who I was and what I liked.
ps you tuck the basket like a drag queen in sports where it can show. SOmetimes it’s an oppps – forgot!
that is so funny
It’s called a jock strap.
If that’s NOT a boner, I’d like to see it when it is!
Rower here. Honestly, you wear as minimal possible… If I could, I wouldn’t wear the lycra but my ass always gets killed… But no, it’s the nicest thing about being a rower, guys all shirtless and sweaty and you can see almost everything during erg workouts..
I could picture them nude with all those bulges.
maybe that is where he wanted medal to hang from
Why do people(particularly north americans) care so much? It’s our bodies. All men have dicks. All men have had said dicks embarrass them. Fact of life. Get over it. A few more thousand kids either died or were made orphans today all across the world. Where’s the story for that? … Since, you know, people are getting up in arms over something that happens to millions of men every day….