Old Gold: Pool Intruder

“What the FUCK are you doin’ in my pool!”


 

It’s a beautiful, pre-summer day in New York today, and with the feels like temperature pushing up on 92°, the pool in this Men.com scene from 2012 looks ridiculously refreshing. TBH? I’d hop Danny Palick’s fence to swim in that pool, too. Josh Long has the right idea.  And – just so you don’t miss it in the clip – Josh also has really epically large and awesome balls. I know not everyone is as into balls as I am, but that pan across him jacking on the waterfall, with his big furry nuts bouncing is mad impressive.

 

Gorgeous Danny Palick comes home to discover a sexy stranger (Josh Long) naked in his pool. Hoping that Josh doesn’t spy his boner, Danny pretends to be upset so that he can make the situation an opportunity to fuck a straight pool intruder!

 

Boy, they did not go to troubles writing scene descriptions back then, huh? That’s pretty much the story:

 

 

 

Awww. See? You tresspass and sometimes a hot guy turns out to live there and then you get to suck his dick!  I think. Was the moral of this story. It’s not totally clear.

 

 

Joining Men.com (it’s only a buck) gives you access to all their ridiuvlous back catalog of stuff, from years past. It’s definitely worth it to watch Josh’s balls bounce around in the surf – but you don’t have to take my word for it.

 

– tyler

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