Obligatory Post About Prince Harry Naked

Prince Harry frolics nude in Las Vegas.

Those crusty bitches at TMZ got their hands on some pictures of Prince Harry frolicking naked in Las Vegas. Before you get too excited, it should be clarified that you won’t get to see any crown jewels jigglin’ all up in your face. His hand is strategically covering his junk, and the site covered his hot ginger pancake ass with a bright red star. Lame!

Alas, a naked picture “scandal” is a naked picture scandal. You can tell that these pictures were taken by ladies instead of gay men, because we totally would have zoomed in on Harry’s royal hole and asked him to make it wink for us… And you just know his fine drunk ass would have done it.

– Dewitt

Click through to see Prince Harry’s disappointing naked pics:

Prince Harry frolics nude in Las Vegas.

Prince Harry frolics nude in Las Vegas.

A painting inspired by the pictures is currently available on eBay:

Prince Harry frolics nude in Las Vegas.

24 thoughts on “Obligatory Post About Prince Harry Naked

  1. Why disappointing? Who cares that he is walking naked in the privacy of his own home??? That is just ridiculous that people have nothing better to do but eyeing his private life.

  2. Finally a Royal with a love for life and a great sense of humor. I for one love it. Don’t stop Harry. Have fun.

  3. Finally a Royal with a love for life and a great sense of humor. I for one love it. Don’t stop Harry. Have fun.

  4. Finally a Royal with a love for life and a great sense of humor. I for one love it. Don’t stop Harry. Have fun.

  5. As a fellow ginger, am anxiously waiting for the other pictures of Harry’s
    gingerbush, because there are more than these two from TMZ!

  6. As a fellow ginger, am anxiously waiting for the other pictures of Harry’s
    gingerbush, because there are more than these two from TMZ!

  7. looks like he s w a man in that picture, hmmm, I really believe that the Prince is Bi. Not gay, just sexually liberal.

  8. looks like he s w a man in that picture, hmmm, I really believe that the Prince is Bi. Not gay, just sexually liberal.

  9. He wasn’t walking naked in the privacy of his own home. He was playing strip pool in a hotel suite in Vegas. With a bunch of hos with camera phones. Not very smart on his part.

  10. He wasn’t walking naked in the privacy of his own home. He was playing strip pool in a hotel suite in Vegas. With a bunch of hos with camera phones. Not very smart on his part.

  11. i think this is so cool that he is such a nice regular down to earth guy would love to invite him to dinner sometime .

  12. If one were to go by the painting, one would think he was an amputee with a broken femur in his stump. And acromegaly.

    Hell, I’ll just come out and say it: that painting is awful. He looks like the frigging Elephant Man in it.

  13. If one were to go by the painting, one would think he was an amputee with a broken femur in his stump. And acromegaly.

    Hell, I’ll just come out and say it: that painting is awful. He looks like the frigging Elephant Man in it.

  14. If one were to go by the painting, one would think he was an amputee with a broken femur in his stump. And acromegaly.

    Hell, I’ll just come out and say it: that painting is awful. He looks like the frigging Elephant Man in it.

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