Noah’s First Audition

Holy shit, he looks like Prince Harry, right? If you squint somewhat, and maybe picture a polo mallet leaning against the wall in the background? I can dream!

Wannabe porn dudes come to First Auditions, in which they give an interview, allow themselves to undergo a naked examination, and then jerk off for the camera. A lot of these gents are straight, and there’s something SO HOT about seeing these blokes take the matter in hand so to speak as they pump away to girlie mags.

Did I mention Noah here looks just like Prince Harry? Sorry, it’s kinda hard to get past that part.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: First Auditions

For pics of Prince Harr…I mean, Noah stripping down and getting off, Follow the JUMP:

24 thoughts on “Noah’s First Audition

  1. Lose weight…sorta looks like Price Harry.  Too bad about the cock, or lack of it.  Most of it is foreskin! (yuck)

  2. god you are all except for a few just shallow pretenious queens i mean really a bit of throw up in my mouth!
    Lose weight…sorta looks like Price Harry. Too bad about the cock, or lack of it. Most of it is foreskin! (yuck)
    he should be banned from all porn

    really think some of you need to get a fucking grip and stop being just up yourself full of your self fuckwits

  3. Oh pls I am just gob smacked by all your comments. I mean really I am sure you are all glamour gods and am sure your all hung like donkwys arh guess not. fuckn grow up dogs your jealous your nit in porn

  4. I think he’s kind of cute, in an unassuming way. 
    (and I’m always amazed at how vicious some of these queens can be here…the same queens that expect/demand equality and respect…whatever.)

  5. Really?!?  I’ve seen some of the pics on your site.  This guy’s cuter than some of the models you’ve used.

  6. Ok guys, be nice. This guy may not have a porn body (I’m not arguing that at all), but he’s kinda cute.

  7. Really?  So what?  Duh.  The point of the post is that the “model”  looks like Prince Harry, which he does not.  Perhaps in the most general way (like the hair color and the smallest amount of facial similarity) but this man is no prince.  As far as my models, I was making no comparison to them.  However, I will say that I would guess that many MH viewers would find the majority of my models a turn-on.  That’s probably why I’m approaching 8 million views on one of my accounts: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimwilks8/

  8. He’s cute, though a bit twinkish for my tastes. I don’t get why so many people are criticizing him. And if you did happen to like this scene, he gets banged (assaulted, realy) but a bloke over at Straighthell.

  9. “I’m not insecure about my failing little startup that gets called out for its material after I get all dicky about some kid’s appearance; in fact, I’m SO not insecure about it, here is a whole paragraph about that fact, and some statistics I padded, and a link so you can pad them some more!”

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