No Marriage Equality For Italy

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Did you have your hopes set on marrying Gennaro Gattuso or any of these sexy Italian soccer players? Well, I have a bit of bad news for you (and anyone else who looks forward to the day when same-sex marriage is considered legal on a worldwide level). Italy's highest court has shot down appeals by three same-sex couples who were denied the right to marry by local officials.

We know we're a little late in reporting on this, but we hate delivering bad news when it comes to our quest for marriage equality. Hopefully, there'll be some good news in the future? Let me rephrase that–there will be good news in the future. We have to remain optimistic!

– Dewitt

260 thoughts on “No Marriage Equality For Italy

  1. It’s cuz they think we are just like pedophiles and incest-couples… well they might be right, seeing all the young child-like gays in our porn and incest gay brother/dad porn. But truth be told if anyone should be forbidden from marriage, it should be serial divorcers like Larry King.

  2. It’s only a matter of time. Before too long, enough countries in the European Union will have legalized gay marriage that someone will sue, and the EU will rule that all countries have to provide gay marriage or civil unions with 100% of the benefits, etc. of marriage.
    In this country, it’s going to take longer.

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