The Jonas Brothers may not be on all the tweens’ lips anymore (just go with it) but it’s ok. They’ve entered the next phase of their careers. Being hot. It’s a legit phase! They are all kinds of sexy now. Unfortunately, the gay community is shit out of luck. You can probably stop reading here if you ever thought you had a chance with landing one of em, gentlemen. Because Nick Jonas claims the bros are strictly into the vagine. No cock for them! (insert *side-eye* here).
Nick (who is currently appearing on Broadway) had the following exchange with the Advocate:
Gay boybanders and pop idols rarely come out at the height of their popularity. If a Jonas Brother came out, what impact might it have on your career?
The amazing thing about our fans is that they’re incredibly supportive about everything that we do, but I have to separate us from the equation because the three of us aren’t gay. If someone in our position came out, I’d hope that support would carry over and that their fans would love them just the same.
Uh huh. Well. I guess that settles that. Yep. Not gay. No gay for the Jonas Brothers. (*insert bigger side-eye*).
– J. Harvey
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I like the part in the interview where he says we’re great at giving gifts.
Take note, straight dudes! If you sing and dance for us on stage (preferably naked), we will shower you with nice things.
like gold, sliver, and diamond rings. lol
When Ricky Martin came out, i think it actually helped his career.
My dreams really are crushed. Nick Jonas is still the hottest man on the planet though so that still counts for something. Maybe I could entice him with a threeway between me, himself and Demi Lovato…
Once upon a time Lance Bass was straight…
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much
I should have included that yet…I love that. Scarfs. That’s bizarre. Shut up, Nick Jonas.
Too gay for me.
This kind of talk about straight men is reprehensible. Do you like when women ask you if you’re really gay or just haven’t met the right woman? Would it be cool for straight men to speculate on how / where a lesbian would want their dicks?
RESPECT goes in every direction. If you want to fantasize, that’s fine. But seriously, this “side-eye” bullshit? Can’t you respect what the man is saying?
Well, they’re right…”the three of us aren’t gay”…just the one of them is.
Don’t forget there is a 4th Jonas. He only said the 3 of them.
Nick’s the only one that seems straight.
hear hear, John!