New Speedo is too Speedy!

LZR Speedo

The Speedo LZR Racer is faster than a flaming bullet! In just six weeks, 15 world records have been broken by swimmers sporting the space age Speedo. Yes, space age. Seriously. NASA had a hand in developing the garment which is scientifically designed to reduce drag, allowing someone to put less energy into going faster.

Consequently, 15 of the most aquatically competitive European nations have signed a petition to outlaw it.

I'd sign that ban, too. Is this the unsexiest piece of swimwear, or what? What is the point of watching these hard-bodied beasts when they're practically wearing a freakin' wetsuit?

– Wilbur

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