Must Watch: Allan Theo Naked

Allan Theo

Who is Allan Theo you ask? He’s a 38-year-old French singer who apparently fell off the face of the earth in the 90s.  Well, he’s back and has a new bad boy image. Why should you care about some French singer? Because he gets naked in his video for his new song  “Je dérive” and shows everything! Yup, you get to see his penis and bubble butt.

The video pays homage to the movie American Psycho. There are some sexy elements, violent elements and a lot of Allan walking around naked. Enjoy!

– Andy

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46 thoughts on “Must Watch: Allan Theo Naked

  1. Hot… intense… I can see why they resorted to using so much of his hot ass in the video. song is not all that. He however is all that…

  2. Not sure if the video will help him sell his album or not. Body wise ya can see it drawing a person in ;). Otherwise disturbing? just a bit. not really artistic, just more a shock and awe value to it.

  3. There seemed to be a huge disconnect between the music and the video. Not really disturbing at all. Shocking? Not so much as you kinda new what was going to happen when he picked up the knife. Did it make any sense? NOPE! None whatsoever. At least not in the french version.

    And to Todd: For the next 500 comments from you…can you actually keep all the gay sarcastic smartass comments to yourself. Sometimes you make some read worthy comments and then you just go “all gay”! hahahaha

  4. There’s some good french music. This is just no part of it. And the guy does himself a really poor favor. Even with a hot body, not the image of an artist I want to follow.

  5. Obviously, a lot of the commenters haven’t seen or read ‘American Psycho.’ Dude is hot and the cinematography is great!

  6. He has a hot body, and there were moments where he looked A LOT like Christian Bale, which I thought was cool. His ass was VERY hot. The movie & book American Psycho was disturbing, so it only makes sense that a music video that is paying homage to it would be ths same. However, juts like the movie and book, this is a work of fiction. He didn’t really kill the woman, so I can get over it. I would also like to add though. While his body is hot, in the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale’s is hotter. In fact I still think American Psycho is the hottest Bale has ever looked. I would also like to add that more Music Videos should have this much nudity in. As long as they are male singers. lol! Take notes Justin Timberlake, take notes!! lol!

  7. I don’t know french so I don’t know what to say about the song. The video wasn’t that disturbing. I think some people are just being a lil dramatic. American Psycho was much worse and I loved it lol. As for his body…mmmm mmmm gooood. I’d tap that ass in a heartbeat.

  8. An homage to American Psycho wouldn’t exactly have rainbows, puppies and unicorns. I actually speak French and understand the lyrics, they’re kinda poetic and hard to understand, but I pretty much understood that he’s talking about growing more and more emotionless while fitting into society. Except for the part where he kills the girl where is sings about destroying his enemy that pollutes his mind and killing those who have learned nothing.

  9. If you were disturbed by “American Psycho,” why would you watch this and THEN COMPLAIN? Theo’s body rocks, the video is kind of boring and doesn’t fit the song. He should have been banging his head against a wall or something like that.

  10. Oh. And at “Meh”, I was not being sarcastic or gay. I was merely giving my opinion and defending myself. I don’t pretend to be perfect. I’m sure you aren’t either.

    I’ll try to only make “read-worthy” posts from now on.

  11. This is just some fucking weird video. Hot guy, but I don’t think the violence justifies anything in the music or art for that matter.

  12. Since you’re convinced I’m an illiterate asshole, I’ll stop reading and posting on Manhunt. Sorry, Andy and Dewitt, ToddM thinks I’m just not worthy.

  13. At first I was like “ooo he’s sexy!”….then he was havin sex and I was like “…um…okay?? -_-?” then he went for the knife and I thought “what the hell is this fou gonna do…” and then…….speechless……

  14. I think some of the viewers missed the part where he woke up and realized it was a dream, and hadn’t actually murdered his gf/wife. Even though I didn’t understand what he was singing. I liked the video and music.

  15. LOL — mad1026, change your tampon, we’ll see you tomorrow.

    just one more hot naked body ruined by an attempt at a storyline 🙂

    when I read homage . I was thinking the classic, psycho, not a newer apparent remake.

    Now that some have explained the storyline and the words, it makes more sense, in a dark and depraved way.

  16. American Psycho homage my ass. While he’s hot and everything that just wasn’t a good video. Patrick Bateman would eat his character alive. You either have to go all out when making a homage to something like that, or just don’t do it at all.

  17. Andy U say enjoy as if his GORGEOUS bubble ass compensate for the vicious brutal murder I just don;t get it !! Mad1026 ToddM original comments where directed towards Meh ( unless U & Meh R 1 and the same ) which BTW Mad1026 it is obvious that U do not find this vid disturbing it is also obvious as 2 why U call yourself MAD 1026 !!!!!

  18. It does kinda look like a homage to American Psycho…and he does have a nice body…I didn’t find a problem with either…the vid was and artistic statement.

  19. very hot looking guy….loved his cute round smooth ass and nice uncut dick also…
    but you can see what actually happens to alot of folk when they drink too much booze, and smoke too much weed, and take all kinds of drugs…. you disconnect from society alot more and end up killing someone near and dear to ya (i know it was just a dream….thanks gawds!)

  20. ToddM, do you think people are getting a bit tired of you dominating every thread? Just a thought. Knowing you you will attack. Go ahead and prove me right.

  21. Clearly he’s been in the gym during all those missing years. Phenominal body…especially that awesome ass…but that’s the first time that French has NOT sounded sexy at all.

  22. I really did not like this. Yes, the guy had a hot body, but the video had nothing (or maybe everything) to do with the music. Maybe it’s just because I don’t speak French, but this video was way more twisted than should have been.

  23. Wow – missed the comment to ToddM from Meh until BlackJackHammer commented on it so I went back and looked. And now What The too. What a bunch of bitchy queens, damn!

    I definitely do not find ToddM to dominate threads, he usually posts a few comments, then simply rises to defend himself against you jackasses who think it’s good character to attack other people. Don’t know if you’ve hit him up and he’s turned you down cold but sure seems personal some of these attacks.

    I guess this is why I rarely go back and read posts I’ve already seen and commented on … I don’t care what you bitches have to say, so far as I know, I’m getting ripped into each time I post.

    TTFN

  24. Carter, American Psycho is not a remake of the horror film Psycho. They’re completely different movies, and stories. They just happen to have a word in common. American Psycho is a black humor look at 1980’s materialism and yuppie culture.

  25. Who cares about the song. I would TOTALLY do that man! Even if he is French. Haven’t cared for anything French since DeGaule. That elitist asshole ruined my image of Francophiles.

  26. Exactly Carter – you missed it cuz there wasn’t anything there outside of a comment until some bitter poster made a comment on it and then you had to reread it. That is when your mind was changed on what you were reading.

    If people just read comments, these threads wouldnt get out of control.

    And to Todd, post your comment. There is no need to have to defend it. Most people dont agree with you regardless so you attempt at defending it just comes off as bitchy.

    Oh yeah, welcome back Carter Steele.

  27. The reason this video is on MANHUNT is so all of us who visit here can swim in the waters of this guy’s gorgeous, hot, sexy body. Isn’t it?

    In my opinion, “American Psycho” was one of the most significant and underrated films of the last 25 years, along with “Eyes Wide Shut.” But if you guys want to critique films and videos, visit a film website, and post your arguments there.

    This guy is HOT! Period!

  28. Allan is recording a new version of this video for France, ’cause this one is too shooking, that’s what is said everywhere here.

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