Mushroom Heads: Hot or Not?

Mushroom head, Toad, Super Mario, Nintendo

Believe it or not, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Mario character Toad. It's actually about penises! I know you're shocked to hear that, but please withhold your gasps so we can engage in a conversation about whether mushroom-headed cocks are hot or not. This is obviously very important and life-changing, so please take it seriously.

Okay, so let's set up a scenario. You're on MANHUNT, and you receive a message from a guy in the next town over. He's really feeling your profile, saying that he's dying to fool around with you. He doesn't have many pictures–maybe one of his face and another shot of his torso. Even so, he looks like a winner from those pics alone. Not sensing any other prospects, you decide to head over to his place.

He's even hotter in person! He offers you a drink, though you decline. The only thing you want going down your throat is his hard cock. He's making small talk, so you interrupt him by pushing him down on the couch and aggressively kissing him. You straddle him (or throw his legs in the air), engaging in a moment of dry-humping and intense groping. It gets to a point where you need to get him naked. You start with his shirt, and his upper body is better than you could have ever imagined. Then you unzip his jeans, pull off his underwear and out flops…

Well, let's just say it almost looks like a doorknob. Attached to a decently thick shaft is an incredibly wide head. Are you turned on by this unique shape? Ambivalent? Or are you ready to rush for the door in disgust?

– Dewitt

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Kudos to Phallic Cymbals for the photos!

47 thoughts on “Mushroom Heads: Hot or Not?

  1. Wow, I honestly have never seen a cock that looked like that. WTF? Some of the pics are disturbing, but a dick is a dick right?

  2. it’s extremely hot!! i definitely have a fetish for the mushroom head!! you guys don’t know what you’re missing!

  3. I luv a Big Mushroom headed Dick!I luv to suck on a big head!Luv the feel when it pops in and out of my ass. Id suck off any of the dicks in these pics.

  4. oh my… not my cup of tea but the 6th picture… really?… that looks borderline deformed
    oh and the 7th picture… wow… I mean… wow… at what point does the reference “mushroom head” end and “umbrella cock” kick in…lol

  5. Things were going fine until the guy I was with whipped out a gigantic mushroom head where the shaft was straight and cylindrical, and the head was almost a perfect hemisphere…absolutely no taper at all. The thought of getting my rectum severely wrecked by his aggression and his plunger of a cock was an immediate deal-breaker — sorry.

  6. I don’t like the 1st one, or the 6th one, sorry.
    But…I could quite happily cope with the 8th!

  7. I have a really handsome cock and I know I am damn lucky – I can’t image what it must be like to have something like one of the above in your pants. Hell, I wouldn’t look at in the shower or even when taking a piss – Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

  8. lol. those are poor examples. I have a mushroom head but my shaft is in proportion to the head, those are all head.

  9. cant say i ever thought about it ..i like cut better than uncut though im uncut ..a couple of the pics look weird (yucky even )
    mushroom head on a thin dick looks silly
    but if your lucky enuff to have a nice thick cock a mushroom head in proportion would be excellent ..

  10. My ideal cock has a head just slightly thicker than the shaft. Some of these are OK, but some are just freaky.

  11. There are some foods that I just won’t eat and likewise, there are some cocks that I just can’t bring myself to touch much less put in my mouth!

  12. any cock that has been cut looks freaky,,, u guys in the US say you onoly get cut for cleanliness. does that mean guys never wash down there,,

  13. If your “mushroom head” is in proportion to the shaft, then you don’t really HAVE a mushroom head. It’s not specifically the “shape” so much as the proportions that determine a mushroom head.
    Personally, I like a mushroom headed cock with a slimmer shaft. I like the “opening” sensation, then being able to relax as I’m getting pumped, instead of feeling like I’m having a telephone pole rammed inside me.
    I’d ride any one of these cocks.

  14. LOLZ They seriously look lke mushrooms…poor toad, he’s not the most popular mushroom shaped thing anymore

  15. EWWWW!!! YACK!!! YUCK!!!! pretty much they look nasty…. but i have to admit i hooked up with a guy once that had a mushroom head, i even gave him a BJ… but it the weirdest thing i ever seen….. his urethra (aka pee hole) was located underneath the head of the penis, the part where the head meets the shaft…. ARGH!!!!!

  16. Hello “loves the low cut on white guys”,
    That guy has a medical condition and needs the help of a plastic surgeon. The poor chap – he would make a terrible mess taking a piss.

  17. Your all fucking disgusting gay faggots and I hope you all burn in hell, Also LOL!!! At any loser born with a mushroom cock. Your cock looks like a mold that grows from the ground, Also a video game character congrats to you NOT!! Lol you fail at life. Fuck you all

  18. i would suck, kiss, lick, jerk and fuck any of those dicks. Yummy. I will suck any and all dicks with massive swollen heads…they are the best. but then again, i’d suck any dick besides a mexicans or blacks.

  19. Mushroom cock heads are cool. I woud love to watch a big mushroom head slide in my girl and see her sweet lips close down around the smaller shaft

  20. hhaha those dicks are so small and thinner than air. Those “mushroom heads” are small, and they look mushroom-like only because those dicks are really thin.

  21. Well, I think everybody has their likings. But, I think Mushroom Headed Dicks rock. By the way, I am a guy with also a Mushroom Headed Dick. And when ever I pulled of my pants to receive oral sex, from many of the Hot Chicks I have sexual intercourse, their first impression is, “Oh, my”, jaja. Love their reaction.

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