These thirsty bitches better close their ass lips and sit their ratchet asses down, because I’m calling first dibs on Adam Levine‘s DICK! Some thing he’s in called Maroon 5 released a thing called “Love Somebody”, but ain’t nobody got time for that! Who can pay attention to all that mayhem and foolishness, when all we wanna do is feel the hot eruptions of a little-known jizz volcano called Adam Levine’s DICK.
Child, you don’t even KNOW! I would take a ten hour shower in this man’s spunk, spray on a perfume made of his wang juices afterward and head to the club to get TURNT OUT. Everyone would be sticking their nose all UP in my business like, “Ooh, you smell good, gurrrrl!!! What are you wearing?”, and I’d whip my hair, turn around with the swiftness and reply that it’s the hottest new fragrance on the block… Adam Levine’s DICK.
AND IT’S ALL MINE, CUNTS.
See if you can figure out which one of these pics is for serious and not for play-play below:
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He is fine, no doubt about it.
I’ll fight ya for it, Bangshangabangalang honey.
Sadly all but the only one where there is no cock is for reals but in my mind, the 4th one from the bottom is how the real thing would look but with those dark horn rimmed glasses that he occasionally sports on The Voice. Drool.
The 3rd one is a REALLY GOOD fake. Sadly the one with the hands over his penis is the only real one.
Did all those fake ones forget how to tattoo with Photoshop?
yum Adam Levine is fucking hot i would be his bitch .
Sad to say that these shots of Adam are all fake, I certainly wish that was not a fact. The person who did these certainly got a variety of tattooed and untattooed bodies to Photoshop. I really dislike the trend of getting tattoos these days, and they are for the most part very unflattering. There is an older gentleman that goes to the LA Fitness that I go to, now it may have been considered “cute” when he as 18 and had a nice tight bubble butt having UDSA PRIME seal on one badly wrinkled and sagging cheek and TOP QUALITY BEEF on the other one, but on an 80 year old man it is quite pathetic. Why can’t guys realize how what is considered hot today may end up being quite a liability in the future. Then there are the tattoos that run up the sides of their necks. Can’t these men think of themselves in a board room in the distant future, dressed to the nines and all people can see are those dam tattoos ?
::eye roll::
The only non fake one is the picture with the hands covering his “area”. It was a magazine photo shoot.
Ugly
I certainly hope someone didn’t get paid to do this photo shopping job !
I get the vibe that he’s a real Peto Coast in the sack.
I say in the sack….. or against the wall or wherever he wants to hammer me until he splits me…