Remember those Budweiser commercials about “Real American Heroes”? With the jokey jingle about dudes that invented really minor stuff or whatever? And then September 11th happened and people got offended and the company changed the jingle to “Real Men of Genius”? I think of those commercials whenever I see military porn. Are FFC Alex and Petty Officer Jakobee heroes? Are they men of genius? Judging from their dialogue I’m guessing probably neither, but that doesn’t mean we can’t watch them fuck on a couch. Or something.
The setup is that Axel’s an Army guy and Jakobee’s in the Navy. They gradually ditch their fatigues and blow each other and then Jakobee, the one with the more complicated set of tattoos, get his ass done up pretty enthusiastically by his new Army friend. It’s not the greatest porn scene that I’ve ever seen—or even that I’ve seen on All-American Heroes, for that matter—but maybe you’re more into lo-fi sofa fucking than I am.
– Lawrence
Photo credit: All-American Heroes
Watch PFC Axel and Petty Officer Jakobee in a free preview clip below:
_______________________________________________________________________________
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE…
–
–
“the one with the more complicated tattoos”…thanks for that. Sometimes you guys talk about the people in the pictures and it isn’t always clear which of the guys is the one you’re talking about without doing some investigative work on my part and I’m far too lazy for that.
I believe they meant the navy guy… or the one with the blue outfit ooon.
Aww..playing dress up…
Thank you for ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ 🙂
…however, I wish they would show more ‘normal’ looking guys, not these perfect Ken Dolls – show me Jack Black or Kevin Smith. 🙂
Maybe in your world Jack Black and Kevin Smith are “normal”…. None of the people I know are even HALF as funny as they are and they also WEIGH less than half of them….
And you call these average looking (if sexy) Ken dolls? Really?…. Come to think of it, it does make sense, because Ken Doll is an AVERAGE looking doll, nothing 2 write home about…. NOTHING!!! (anorexic body, no cock, no balls, no body hair, no ass 2 speak of, etc LMAO