Michael Ian Black Had Gay Sex, Would Happily Do It Again

Michael Ian Black is the sorta cutesy comedian that you might recognize from many a commercial and all of those shows VH-1 used to run about loving past decades. He’s got a new book out. While plugging it to Esquire, he admitted he’s been with a guy before and is more than willing to trade gay sex for drugs. My kind of guy! Note that I said MY kind of guy. Not Manhunt’s. The opinions of our jerk blogger do not necessarily reflect those of our gay hookup site.

Oh, and I’m kidding – the only drug I abuse is Hostess snack cakes. Well, there’s booze. Maybe I should get into a program. Can we just get to what Michael Ian Black said now?

MIB: I am so comfortable in my sexual skin right now that if somebody wants to stick something up my ass, that’s fine. Just give me the drugs. I’ll be fine. I guess what I’m saying is, I will willingly trade drugs for gay sex.

ES: As long as you broached the subject…

MIB: What subject?

ES: Gay sex.

MIB: Did I? Yeah. I guess I did.

ES: You describe yourself in your book with the gay slang “chicken.” I had no idea what that was, so I Googled it.

MIB: What’d you find?

ES: You sent me down a very dangerous path, sir.

MIB: Am I sharing something that’s disturbing you?

ES: Here’s a sentence from your book: “Women don’t seem to find me nearly as adorable as do fifty-year-old men in leather pants.” Why this specific age demographic?

MIB: I probably could have gotten thirty-year-old men in leather pants, too. There was a moment in my life when I was very attractive to gay men. But that moment has since passed. I don’t get the whistles anymore. I don’t know who wants to have sex with me these days.

Plenty of people do! Reasonably attractive and very funny is a hot combo. Plus, you’ve obviously had some bisexy experience.

Wait, what do you mean he was talking about BROACHING the subject and not DOING it? Shut up. My reading comprehension is stellar.

– J. Harvey

2 thoughts on “Michael Ian Black Had Gay Sex, Would Happily Do It Again

  1. Well, in “Wet Hot American Summer” he has sex with Bradley Cooper. Even though they were fictional characters faking it for a movie, it probably got him started…

    He’s probably being facetious about the drugs, but it’s amusing nonetheless.

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