Men In The Sand: The Greatest Film of ALL TIME?

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Hey Manhunt boner people! This is Dewitt‘s dick again. You might remember me from the post “Help! My Dick’s Blogging About Josh Long!“, but today I have taken control of my owner’s fingers to  write about something that has absolutely nothing to do with Josh Long.

It is this movie called Men In The Sand, and it might be the greatest film of all time? I am not sure about that claim! As a penis, I have not seen many films that do not involve other penises plunging into fleshy orifices, so like, maybe this is not as good as Gone with the Wind, Citizen Kane, The Godfather or Magic Mike.

But I think it might be!

Men In The Sand stars Kyle King and Kyle King’s mustache. Together, they get into all sorts of crazy sexual adventures with Josh West, Bryan Slater, Dale Cooper and David Anthony! When they’re not around, other sexy people appear on the screen like Colby KellerDirk Caber, Christopher Daniels and recent-ish Maverick Men conquest Davis.

I’m really glad to see Davis expand his career beyond Maverick Men, because his hairy pink hole makes me want to jump up and down inside of him.

Okay, that’s all I have to say. Hope you enjoy the movie. Bye! I’m a penis.

– Dewitt’s Dick

Photo credit: Dragon Media

Click through to watch the absurdly good trailer for Men In The Sand:

SCENE 1Kyle King, Josh West & Bryan Slater:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 2Davis & Christopher Michaels:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 3Kyle King & Dale Cooper:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 4Dirk Caber & Josh West:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 5Kyle King, Dale Cooper & David Anthony:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 6David Anthony & Davis:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

SCENE 7Colby Keller & Christopher Daniels:

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Jake Deckard's Men In The Sand, gay porn

Watch the first four scenes and grab the DVD at Dragon Media!