MANHUNT Daily

Quickie: Obama's Gay Lover

Yes, we realize that President Barack Obama doesn't actually have a gay lover, or at least we're pretty sure he doesn't. Has this bit of tabloid fodder from The Globe been going around for a while? I have a feeling that it has been, but this is the first time I'm seeing it. This story is very believable when it's placed below a headline teasing you to find out "WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO DOLLY'S CHIN!"

Can I point out my favorite part about this cover? Just look into the red circle for the caption--"Michelle vows to crush him". I just love the idea of Michelle Obama crushing people, because the only image that comes to my mind is a gigantic Tyrannosaurus Rex with Michelle Obama's head. It's almost as amazing as this.

- Dewitt

Johnny Depp Is Actually The Sexiest Man Alive

Remember how Robert Pattinson was named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive"? Well, that cover was a total fake, and the publication just announced this morning that their pick for Sexiest Man Alive is actually Johnny Depp. He's following in the footsteps of Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Jude Law and... well, himself.

I'm totally cool with Johnny Depp taking the title, but doesn't this seem like they're just recycling? It's only been six years since he last graced the cover, and I think it would have been nice if they let someone bask in the spotlight. It's only a matter of time before they recycle Brad Pitt or George Clooney again, right?

- Dewitt

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So What Do You Think Of This Lambert Vs. Out Feud?

For the past couple of days, there's been some major drama between openly gay American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert and OUT magazine. I'll try to get you up to speed, but I apologize if I don't cover everything. It all started when the magazine's editor-in-chief Aaron Hicklin penned an open letter to the pop star. 

Hicklin revealed that Lambert's handlers only agreed to let him pose on the cover if it was a group shot, preferably with someone straight. They were also urged to not make him look "too gay" on the cover, which is funny considering that his album cover is one unicorn away from being the gayest thing on the planet. Oh, and did I mention that they were asked to steer the interview away from "gay-gay" questions, particularly items of a political nature?

In true celebrity fashion, Mr. Lambert responded to all the drama via Twitter. This is what he had to say in his open letter: "Dear Aaron, it's def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine. Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publication's agenda onto my career." Meow!

So whose side are you rooting for? Perhaps they should settle this in an epic, naked cage match. Even though I don't really care about seeing Adam in the buff, Aaron Hicklin is a total salt & pepper fox!

- Dewitt

First Look At Levi Johnston In Playgirl

After posting that pistachio commercial, I had put into a place a moratorium on Levi Johnston-related content until those damn Playgirl photos showed up. Unfortunately, I didn't tell Andy about this initiative, so he graciously kept you in the loop about the shoot. We even got your hopes up with a post about Johnston showing off his wang...

Too bad it didn't happen. The douchebags at Playgirl promised us peen, and now they're not delivering. Here's what they had to say: "He did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

And of course they blame his manager for this, always trying to bring the black man down. How much do you want to bet that Levi got uncomfortable from all the lecherous, greasy men (not mentioning any names) on the set? If there's no cock shot, you can bet your ass that I won't be paying for a membership to their site. You know those pictures are going to be all over the place!

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Playgirl

BUTT Magazine Lives Up To Its Name

Apparently BUTT magazine had a pool party in Palm Springs, and I can only assume that my invitation got lost in the mail. It seems absolutely preposterous that I wasn't asked to stand in as a judge for their butt contest. I would have made sure that these asses were judged very closely, to ensure that the winner deserved his victory. And by "closely", I mean with my face in them.

I meant to post these pictures last week, when they originally gave me a gigantic boner, but unfortunately I was too busy drooling over our Manhunt Daily Wood selection. Thankfully, out friends at The Sword provided me with a friendly reminder. Thanks, guys!

- Dewitt

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The Men of ESPN's Body Issue

Have you seen all the sexy male athletes who posed for ESPN's Body Issue? If I was hosting an orgy and being extraordinarily picky about who I invited, every single one of these guys would be on the guest list. Seriously! These men are one-hundred percent scorching, and my ass is getting sore just thinking about the number of them I'd let gangbang me. 

Remember that preview image we posted of NASCAR driver Carl Edwards? Well, there's a lot more where that came from. The issue also includes Dwight Howard, Adrian Peterson, Zdeno Chara, Ryan Lochte, Shane Proctor, Oguchi Onyewu, Nelson Cruz, Manny Pacquiao and many more! Get out some lube, 'cause you'll be needing it!

- Dewitt

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Secret Sex: Harvey Levin

For one of the first times, I received a request for our Secret Sex feature--Harvey Levin. To be entirely honest, I had no idea who this motherfucker was. Apparently he's the managing editor of TMZ and host of TMZ on TV. He also happens to be a total face-down, ass-up DILF. And he's openly gay!

How fantastic would this man look on his knees with a mouthful of cock? I hope he's still partnered with that sexy-ass chiropractor, because I'd love to spit-roast him over his work-desk. I'll admit that there's an element of "hate fucking" to my lust. I mean, I'd have to get out a little anger in honor of Britney and Lindsay!

- Dewitt

Barack Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass

Note to self: If ever given the opportunity to interview Barack Obama, don't post to Twitter about him calling certain celebrities "jackasses". This rule is especially valid when he's referring to MTV VMA incidents, particularly ones where Kanye West rushes the stage to say Taylor Swift doesn't deserve her Best Female Video award.

ABC News reporter Terry Moran learned this lesson the hard way when he posted an off-the-record item from the President. The company has issued an apology to the White House, and hopefully their apology was a little more sincere than Kanye's!

- Dewitt

Secret Sex: Ira Glass

So what if I want to bone Ira Glass of the radio and television show This American Life? I have a thing for nerdy men in glasses! And if those men just happen to have soothing voices and their own shows on NPR, then I'm sure as hell not going to turn them down for a romp in the sack. Basically, I imagine us fucking like rabbits. Then we'd cuddle and he'd tell me stories. Wait, why does that sound creepier than I intended it to?

- Dewitt

Don't Get Your Hopes Up On Seeing Levi Johnston's Johnson

Our lusty feelings for Levi Johnston are no secret, and we have to admit that the baby daddy is looking rather handsome in his Vanity Fair photo shoot. Almost a little classy! Plus, there are some pretty hilarious moments in his interview, most of them at the expense of the Palin family. Work it out, Levi!

And remember how he said that he'd pose naked for the right price? Well, in a supplemental video to the Vanity Fair interview, his manager Tank Jones mentions that Playgirl made an offer. Levi says that he'd accept it, but not unless Jones is by his side during the shoot. And since his lame-ass manager is too insecure about his sexuality, they write the idea off... because he doesn't want to see his penis. Seriously? Jones also expressed concern that Levi wouldn't have enough "johnson" for the publication, which is currently out of print and only available on the web.

Think that was the end? Well, think again. Johnston and his manager have allegedly agreed to do a photo shoot with the totally gay website, as long as he gets to keep his undies on. This can only mean two things. Our dreams of seeing Levi naked were crushed by his manager's insecurities. Or he simply isn't packing much in his pants.

Final negotiations for the shoot are going on as I type this post. Unfortunately, Levi has as much of a clue about Playgirl's demographic as the editors of Men's Vogue. "I'm assuming it's where a dude poses for women," he said. ::sigh:: He's so cute when he's naive, isn't he?

In closing, I'd just like to address the possibility of Levi's tiny junk by suggesting he pose in a jockstrap. The "women" viewing Playgirl's site will surely love seeing that hockey player ass. They'll also enjoy fantasizing about fucking it. With their penises. Because they're, well, not women.

- Dewitt

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