So Apparently I’m Into A Guy From A Boy Band?

I was half-tempted to include this post in the Secret Sex section, because I’m having difficulty coping with the following feelings—a) I enjoy The Wanted‘s “Glad You Came” without a single hint of irony, b) Part of my appreciation is that it sounds like it’s about semen, c) I’d fuck every dude in this group, including the ridiculous 18 year-old twink who looks like he should be modeling for Helix Studios, and d) I’d mostly fuck Max George (pictured above, center).

Apparently their single just went platinum in the United States? Good for them! We should celebrate by having a massive orgy at the Manhunt mansion. I’m calling first dibs on all of their buttholes, and don’t even try to argue with me about it. You’ll take sloppy seconds, and you’ll like it.

– Dewitt

Click through to see The Wanted member Max George naked:

2,303 thoughts on “So Apparently I’m Into A Guy From A Boy Band?

  1. I don’t really care for “Glad You Came” since it sounds exactly like too many songs that came out last year, but if we’re talking modern day boy bands, I will admit without any degree of shame that I fucking love One Direction’s “What Makes You Beautiful.”

  2. I like the song.  It’s probably gotten more attention since Glee covered it a few weeks ago.

  3. OMFG!  I just enlarged the photo to get a good look at the boys.  Check out the DSLs on the second one from the right!  

  4. I’ve been going back and forth about whether he’s the second hottest one, or if I prefer the sort-of-curly haired one… The fact that I put this much thought into it makes me feel weird.

  5. No, I definitely think he’s the second hottest.  Sort-of-curly hair is number three.  The remaining two just don’t do it for me.  I think they have some quality to their faces that makes them look way too young.  Maybe it’s the delicate features.  I don’t know.  

  6. I saw these guys on Today or some crap like that they were horrible and they have a token Hispanic guy? The hell. For preppy kids they look pretty scene with their hair. They are kind of cute. Were they a band before they got famous or were they made like the Monkee’s?
    I’ll judge them when I see their teeth is that why they scowl? The British bad teeth thing?

  7. Who is the Hispanic guy and how do you know he’s Hispanic and not Middle Easterner or mulatto?

  8. Max George is very attractive.  The song is too upbeat and pop/trance for me.  I can see my (literally) psychotic ex loving this song and can see him attempting to sing this…wherever he may be.  To each their own, but I do not like it.  :-/

  9. You’re right!
    Siva Kaneswaran (even more token)
    I just went with what I saw and ass-sumed.

    Isn’t biracial preferred now?

    Mulatto sound like my parents say “coloured”

  10. Dewitt, I actually do think it is an innuendo for cumming.

    On another note, are you guys still doing the comment a day contest, because I have not seen any new winners…(singletwink23) 

  11. The twinky little bass is oddly adorable. He is either legitimately confident or can act it well, and I like his voice. Then the second (or third?) tenor who’s standing second from the right in the picture is also oddly hot.

    Curly haired guy just doesn’t do much for me… both him and the guy far to the left in the pic act very hesitant in the video and their voices aren’t very distinct. meh.

    The lead’s OK, but his nose bugs me. Something about that “I’m perpetually pissed off” look just turns me off.

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