So Apparently I’m Into A Guy From A Boy Band?

I was half-tempted to include this post in the Secret Sex section, because I’m having difficulty coping with the following feelings—a) I enjoy The Wanted‘s “Glad You Came” without a single hint of irony, b) Part of my appreciation is that it sounds like it’s about semen, c) I’d fuck every dude in this group, including the ridiculous 18 year-old twink who looks like he should be modeling for Helix Studios, and d) I’d mostly fuck Max George (pictured above, center).

Apparently their single just went platinum in the United States? Good for them! We should celebrate by having a massive orgy at the Manhunt mansion. I’m calling first dibs on all of their buttholes, and don’t even try to argue with me about it. You’ll take sloppy seconds, and you’ll like it.

– Dewitt

Click through to see The Wanted member Max George naked: