Matthew Mitcham Is The Cutest Olympian

It’s true. He just edges out Tom Daley. Tom doesn’t perform songs on a ukele on YouTube. He also isn’t a newly revealed d-bag like Ryan Lochte. Matthew MITCHAM (finally getting the spelling right, you guys do know I’m not the only fool that was spelling his name wrong?) covered the theme song to Family Guy. And he did it shirtless. He should keep making videos and taking off another piece of clothing in each one. Family Guy is an irritating show but it doesn’t matter. Matty here could strum out the theme song to The 700 Club and still make us happy (and horny for him).

Check out Matthew’s performance after the break.

– J. Harvey

19 thoughts on “Matthew Mitcham Is The Cutest Olympian

  1. Cute, yes, but not the cutest! I have the hots forall of the divers. Each one is cuter than the one before. I want them all at my place for a sausage party extrodinaire!

  2. guys he is cute but have u seen the ginger australian swimmer or Cesar Ceilo from BrazeL
    Matt is taken  did u guys not see him kiss his boyfriend  after his one last dive

  3. oh for god’s sake. he looks like that, plays the ukulele and sings with an australian accent. i’m proposing, immediately.

  4. he also does Beyonce on youtube as well. saw it on aussie tv the other night. he is such a sweet guy. was crying after he won gold in Beijing. Hopefully he will win another gold tis week as well. Go Matt!!!

  5. I’m thinking either Nathan Adrian or the flagbearer for Tonga, Amini Fonua (I think I got that right…)  Both look pretty damn fine to me  😉

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