Lordy, Lordy, look who’s thirty-seven.
It’s none other than Elgin Lumpkin, the gifted R&B singer who you perhaps know better by the name of Ginuwine. The singer made his debut in 1996 with the eternally relevant song “Pony”, a song which manages to actually sound classy, despite the fact that the whole song is basically just an invitation to sit on Mr. Lumpkin’s dick.
In addition to releasing a number of slow jam classics (“In Those Jeans” being perhaps the best and most famous), the birthday boy found the time to sire eight (!!!) children with his wife, and also found the time to dress up as a milkman to promote some sort of beverage called Adult Chocolate Milk. (This is perhaps not his sexiest moment, although the photo is hilarious.)
His greatest achievement of all, though, was inspiring the single best website on the whole internet: Dancing Alone To Pony. It’s a collection of Youtube videos featuring shirtless dudes in sweatpants grinding to that standard about a bachelor looking for a partner.
Websites like this are usually pretty entertaining and also usually last about two weeks. Not Dancing Alone To Pony, though! It’s been updated at least monthly for the past two and a half years. That takes more commitment than you might realize! That, or the person behind the site might just spend all of his or her time on Youtube waiting for someone new to show off their skills/abs/sweatpant boners. Here are a few of my favorites…
– Lawrence
Click through to see the best of Dancing Alone To Pony:
This is a guy who calls himself Sensationz:
A guy in a hat and not too much else:
An all-too-brief bear moment:
This one breaks the pattern, since it’s a bunch of guys dancing together to “Pony,” but it’s worth watching at least for the brief simulated traffic cone fucking.
And this one’s probably still my all-time favorite:
Channing Tatum Dancing Alone To Pony in Magic Mike didn’t make it onto the blog but I thought it was worth mentioning anyway:
Finally, the original video, which I totally forgot took place in a road house:
Your posts are usually worthwhile. These videos were horrible and watching them was a complete waste of my time.
Your posts are usually worthwhile. These videos were horrible and watching them was a complete waste of my time.
Your posts are usually worthwhile. These videos were horrible and watching them was a complete waste of my time.
Your posts are usually worthwhile. These videos were horrible and watching them was a complete waste of my time.
U watched all the vids than complain maybe U have 2 much time on your hands LOL I am just kidding I watched all them 2 and they all SUCKED!! with the exception of the first one .