Did he come down in a flying saucer from the Planet of the Impossibly Hot Guys? Holy shite, I wouldn’t even notice the assholes tossing their cigarette butts in the sand at the next blanket over, or that droopy 75-year-old in the Speedo if he came swaggering through the surf. Whoever that chick is with him, she better put a couple more coins in the collection basket on Sunday morning, cuz’ she’s strolling down the beach with TRUE HOTNESS.
Oh, and for those of you not in the know – that’s Joe Manganiello from True Blood. He’s got a part in that male stripper flick coming out and he plays a stripper called Big Dick Richie. He pretends to be a firefighter. I think I just came.
– J. Harvey
For more shots of Joe, Follow the JUMP:
I totally envy her!!! He is beyond HOT!!!!!!!!!
Gawd, I am so in love with this man!
I SOOOOOO want a piece of that. One of the hottest men EVER!
Yep.
hot – he could strip for me anytime and i would even help!!
im sure he was one of the two guys who fucked me this eve
i am in lust wif him!!!
I think we fucked earlier tonight too!
Sure it was him.
I can’t get over this guy. That chick is one lucky bitch. So many times I had fantasized about him rubbing his beard against my ass.
That is one lucky chick…Holy shit look at the muscle thingies in his waist…yum.
OMG….be still my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very hot but geez what a poser
Now that’s a big Man, i’am sure the other guys think he’s like wow!
Joe is my favorite guy on ‘True Blood’. He’s the hottest guy on that show, and that’s REALLY saying something.
…just to imagineto find a man like him… makes one happy! Too bad it’s never gonna happy… 🙁
…lol… happen!!!
Take a look at his left knee cap. It looks weird like it belongs to a 75 year old wrinkled man.
Seriously, Ken? You pay attention to a knee cap?
I had a BF for 2 years who looked just like this guy…of course my luck he was also a bi-polar, bi-sexual, drug addict! Looks aren’t everything girls!!!
His hottess is undeniable, truly God-like. I didn’t realize he was so gigantic. In the second pic after the jump, he’s almost twice as tall as those mere mortals. I can just imagine him sweeping me up in those arms and then doing naughty things to me.
i guess i really do have a “daddy” fetish: because i am also loving the Salt-and-Pepper that mr. manganiello is sporting.
(i always had been a fan of Seasoned Beef.)
my my arent we guys getting a little overheated lol yes like the girl on bridesmaids said im gonna climb that
i present to you Kenneth, ladies and gentlemen.
*slow, sarcastic applause*
who’s that skanky bitch with my man?!?
is he really a “daddy”? he’s only like 34 lol
colour me “embarrassed.”
L.o.L.
(although, officially, i didn’t explicitly say joe himself was a “daddy.”
maybe rather, i had implied he has The Look.)
LOL
He had better start using ‘Just For Men’, like most men do. LOL
I imagine his cock to be thick and perfect
i wouldn’t say that to my 46-year-old chocolate panda bear, whose greying goatee looks quite cute to me, kenny.
Joe can go all animal-istic on me anytime he wants!